Puta Real Madrid

A very comoon phrase you can hear during a Spanish football match If Real Madrid plays (specially during a derby against Atleti or a clásico against Barça). Means "Fuck Real Madrid".

¿¡DID YOU SEE THAT?! THAT GOAL WAS ON OFF-SIDE, THEY PAID THE REFEREE, ¡PUTA REAL MADRID!

by Alvaricles22 March 1, 2018

The Real Business

Expression used to describe partying at a higher level, taking no regard for anyone other than fellow Real Businessmen. Indulging in a full on frenzied binge of all of the goodness life can handle. Balls to the wall.

I was out with Dunc last night, we started off in a techno filled strip club with a couple of coked up hookers, then we went round to Johny's and got fired into The Real Business

by Barry Amazon January 26, 2014

real nibba hours

the time between 7:30 PM and 2:30 AM when real shit goes down

Hey Marc its real nibba hours

by thetotes May 27, 2017

It really do be like that sometimes

Sometimes, you just do something, and your friend asks a question. “It really do be like that sometimes” is a good response.

“Why is the baby hanging from the roof?”

“It really do be like that sometimes”

by GodLikeAbu July 20, 2018

Real one

A real one is a friend you can count on.

"Didn't she walk down the hallway four times to find her friends computer, plug it in, find her jacket, and make it back outside before the end of the school day?"

"That's what a real one does.

by Broke one January 14, 2017

Real friend

A REAL friend is someone who won’t go behind your back. A REAL friend will say the truth and nothing but the truth. A REAL friend would never comfort you with a lie. A REAL friend will stick with you for life, no matter the hate you put on each other. A REAL friend will bring confidence to you and will encourage you to get to your goals. A REAL friend will never be fake, no matter what. A REAL friend will always take as many bullets for you as they can. A REAL friend will defend you through out the way. They will never ditch you for other people and will be patient with you. No matter what you do to them, they will forgive you. And when they mess up, they will make it up to you, they will fix what they did.

Dylan: You are a real friend.
Jayson: Thanks bro.

by C1ph3r3rr0r October 27, 2019

champagne for our real friends

Here's to champagne for our real friends, and real pain for our sham friends!
- Old Irish Toast

Here's to champagne for our real friends!

by I, Wreckerrr December 17, 2020