Big Reads

When you figure out what someone will do before they do it.

Dude saw that from a mile, big reads.
Knew that was gonna happen, big reads.

by Nws Phantom August 29, 2019

reedusslut

Simply when you are a slut for Norman reedus mostly because he's sexy and funny

Boy- will you be my slut

Never- I'm a reedusslut only :)

by Divergent.46 April 13, 2016

Post Stool Anal Readjustment

Post Stool Anal Readjustment, or PSAR, is the feeling you get in your anus following a heavy poo as your anus readjusts.

For some this may invoke a glorious feeling of liberty, others pleasure, others pain and/or shame.

"Sorry bro, just going through some PSAR."
"PSAR?"
"Post Stool Anal Readjustment, that feeling you get after flogging a heavy bog."
"Ahhh, I love that"

by arden-chh December 16, 2012

crazy Ye Who Reads Your Email!!!

Carlos the sexy Latin dancer. This comes from a huge joke on a website for teens and refers to the movie Napoleon Dynomite

Crazy Ye who reads your e-mail is "Crazy Carl" or Carlos the sexy Latin dancer. A.K.A. Studmuffin!

by Matasma March 18, 2005

Reads-drop

verb
To secretly read something that someone else is reading, often taking place on the subway. Gerund or present participle: readsdropping

I leaned over her shoulder, just enough to reads-drop this week's weather forecast

by Billy Goldtsein August 11, 2018

Readzus

Someone who reads rap lyrics instead of listening to the song.

Billy the readzus tried publishing a book of poetry containing only rap lyrics. Unfortunately the only published who made him a offer was "Christian Hymns for Children" which was clearly a mistake.

by Christian Writer September 22, 2018

Readst

(Pronounced Red-st)

1. A combination of the words ready and bust. Most commonly used when it’s time to get on up outta somewhere.

2. When it’s your turn to buy the next round of drinks or shots and you’re seeking confirmation from the recipients that they’re ready to partake.

The term dates back to the early to mid 90’s and was popularized by the Seiders brothers of Springfield, IL.

1. Hey Deuce, u readst (to leave)?... Yep

2. Hey Deuce, u readst (for Jaeger Bomb)?... Yep

by XS 5965 July 28, 2019