Donkey reader

A person who study a lot- a geek- a dork- a swotty person - a bokworm

My classmate is such a super donkey reader ,he does nothing but study & he's really socially retarded.

by posh21 January 14, 2015

Reader's Block

When I don't have motivation to read anything.. when I don't feel like opening a book and smelling it's pages... when I have a huge list of books to read but I still don't read one

She has a case of the reader's block, poor thing.

by Dummydum November 27, 2020

chip reader

A chip reader is when someone knife hands someone's asshole. The cousin to the credit card swipe.

I just got out of the shower and Morris gave me a chip reader.

by Mastersuperfly March 11, 2017

Wedding Reader

Complete zero who couldn’t make the wedding party cut; pitiful but liiterate attention seeker unable to cope with the anonymity associated with attending a celebration not focused on them.

The wedding reader is photobombing again! Tazer armed!

by TheMissingClown May 11, 2018

Reader's Block

When reading a boring piece of literature, such as a school Biology textbook or assigned reading book for English, you seem to lose track of time and begin reading the same sentence over and over again, while absorbing none of it.

Anthony: Hey Callum, how do you think you did on the Bio test?

Callum: I think I did pretty bad, I had major reader's block last night trying to cram for the test.

Anthony: Man, I hate reader's block.

by Aivalleb September 15, 2009

Google Reader

A kickass online Magazine. Honestly, just a grip of online articles, including a wide variety of media from AP articles to the latest Justin Beiber fail video.=P Indeed a very intuitive and interesting creation.

Haha, dude, I just saw Justin Beiber walk face first into a revolving door. Thank God for Google Reader.=)

by Well, some random dude. June 8, 2010

news reader

To act on television as one who reports the news, but in reality only reads scripts from a teleprompter.

A Russian phrase "news reader" was created in the communist (USSR) era to describe a government controlled video personality to imitate the equivalent of the US reporter of news.
As of this writing, real "reporters" are now hard to find in the USA and confined to "talk radio".

The news reader is lying as usual.

by b. schauerte December 30, 2006