You're fucking me soft

Used in an instance or situation in which you've been completely let down by someone as a direct result of their incompetence or overwhelming lack of effort.

"Jesus Christ, what do you mean you posted the wedding rings as bail? You're fucking me soft bro"

by Hamish Alexander March 21, 2017

You’re havin’ me on

A phrase most commonly used by those of a South East England origin. Used by someone who is baffled, humoured or shocked by information they have been told.

Fuck off you’re havin’ me on!

by Southeastgal December 10, 2018

You’re rotten’ me

Slang created by BLGL. Used when someone does some dumb shit.

Example:

Random: yo gago can i get a sub?
Gago: nahh you’re rotten’ me hell no

by pic0s_blgl June 9, 2023

you’re pulling me

Short for “you’re pulling my leg,” meaning that you think someone is joking with or lying to you.

Friend: *tells outlandish story*

You: you’re pulling me!

by Average_Archetype December 24, 2023

you're growing on me

the more i hang out with you, the more i like you

I don't really know you very well, but you're growing on me.

by josephine dolly June 8, 2015

you're it for me

person you want to spend the rest of your life with.

"Jerry."
"Yes Jake?"
"You're my soulmate. You're it for me"

by deathbyguns June 18, 2017

You're dude to me

An adjustment to the expression "You're dead to me," which implies that the target may as well be dead in the speaker's eyes, "You're dude to me" is a statement generally made by men to platonic female friends that the speaker no longer sees as women (and therefore objects of lust). Said mostly in jest or in protest to accusations of hitting on said female friends.

Jamie, I would never grab your ass. You're dude to me.

Oh, that is just disgusting -- look at those hairy pits! You're totally dude to me now!

Girl: Do you think I'm hot?
Guy: You're attractive, but you're dude to me.

by Talmanes April 5, 2007