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beave rafting

A man who engages in oral sex with a unshaved/unwaxed female partner while on a boat, canoe or raft
I was beave rafting my girlfriend out on the boat today.
by flyingscrambler83 August 9, 2012
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snap-ranting

When someone rants about random shit in their snapchat story
"Hey, did you see Barbra's 250 second story? She's always snap-ranting in her stories."
by donutsforbreakfast June 1, 2015
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Blog-Rating-Meter guide.

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BS = Beyond Scale
by Blog-Rating-Meter November 7, 2016
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1-2-3 RATING.

The alternative to the 1-10 scale rating for women. Saying a woman is a "7.0" or a "6.5" is pointless as it does not answer the ultimate question; "WOULD YOU HIT IT?" This is the ONLY thing that should be going through your mind as you think about an attractive (or less than attractive woman)

And, so the breakdown...(for personal reasons we will begin at the middle (( 2 )) rating).

2 - HIT IT ...nice and simple, you'd "hit" whatever it is you are talking about

3 - DEFINITELY HIT IT!!!! ...absolutely, without a doubt, not only hittable but hittable to the extent that you'd buy her anything and shower her with diamonds to keep "hitting" it. Usually a 3 doesn't even have to be acknowledge as a 3, as by this point if you're standing with a group of guys, you are ALL checking her out, up and down, down and up!

1 - "I'D LET HER BLOW ME" Now, this one is the flip side of the 3. The girl is somewhat cute (must be otherwise how could she blow something overly limp?) but just to get a nut off. No sex, no going down on her, NO DIAMONDS!

Now, if you're looking at something so hideous that you wouldn't hit it or let her blow your worst enemy, you are looking at something OUTSIDE OF REASON, our exception to the 1-2-3 Rating.

Now, go out and use this powerful new tool that will make your life so much more simple than using the 1 - 10 scale!
i.e 1-2-3 RATING.

Jessica Alba - 3 "I'D DEFINITELY HIT IT!"

Jennifer Carpenter - 2 "yeah...I'd hit it"

Monica Lewinski - 1 "I'd let her blow me"

Monique - "OUTSIDE OF MOTHERFUCKING REASON"
by Arthur V. October 3, 2008
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ratings

when someone does something that deserves praise
Luckie, " I tingsed canfield man"
Smith," Aaaaah ... ratings bruv"
by Ross Luckie April 29, 2004
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raver rafting

Similar to crowd surfing except it is done in an inflatable raft and normally with the DJ in it. As the name implies, it is usually done at raves but also clubs (discos) and concerts.
EDM DJ's love raver rafting. Steve Aoki jumped off a balcony into a boat and raver rafted back onto stage.
by The_Big_L April 20, 2011
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White River Rafting

A man ejaculates into his partner's nose while the partner is inhaling the semen, almost like when you have a runny nose and you are hocking up a loogie but instead of spitting it out the partner swallows the sperm when they feel it slowly running down the back of their throat.
My girl freind went white river rafting last night.
by Schweezie_F_baBY September 18, 2010
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