Rachael

The best friend of girls called Kaya. She will hug you when you cry, laugh at you when you do something embarrassing, to laugh with you when somethings funny, and to tell really horrible jokes that are so bad their funny. She's kind, beautiful, and an amazing bestie.

Rachael and I are best friends

by BFFLofRachael May 21, 2013

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Rachael

The state of which all of beauty shall ever be compared. One who holds magnificent beauty which causes the stars to shine in envy, and the moon to constantly shine upon her in order to catch but a glimpse of her gleaming smile. She is the name which runs through a young lovers heart, and

That Ocean sure was beautiful, but it was no Rachael

by Odysseus88 February 3, 2010

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rachael ray

A very annoying pseudo-celebrity chef who looks like The Joker from the old Batman movies. She constantly giggles, uses unessecary abbrevations, creates horrible unhealthy recipes, and wears unflattering apparel that accentuates her massive ass, and not so massive boobs. Her voice is also very raspy and hoarse, and she exhibits many symptoms that would point towards cocaine use.

One of Rachael Ray's actually recipes:

Sirloin Stew with Watercress Dumplings:
Calories: 1019 (51%)
Calories From Fat: 424 (42%)
Total Fat: 46g (72%)
Saturated Fat: 12g (62%)
Cholesterol: 168mg (56%)
Sodium: 2261mg (94%)
Carbohydrates: 68g (23%)
Dietary Fiber: 3.95g (16%)
Protein: 67.97g (136%)

by General Chi October 6, 2006

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