A type of joke told where the one begins by telling his/her’s acquaintances about how he/she farted last Friday... really bad. Then they follow with the punchline of “Just Kidding”. An all time classic joke to pull on friends and family that always ensures a good chuckle.
Renato: “I’m going to tell the good ol Rancid Renato”
Kirk: “Let’s hear it”
Renato: “Last Friday I farted... Really bad”
Renato: (continues) “Just Kidding!”
Kirk: “Let’s hear it”
Renato: “Last Friday I farted... Really bad”
Renato: (continues) “Just Kidding!”
by sandwichofchicken March 23, 2021
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At the office today, it was nothing but a ragtime festival. All of the women in accounting were bitching about the vending machine being out of chocolate - the whole freakin' day.
by lemon40 October 25, 2007
Get the ragtime festival mug.1) The depression one feels when one's lover is experiencing heavy flow menstruation and sex is not an option.
2) The frustration of abstaining from sex while experiencing menstruation
Derived from the words "rag and "blue" which describe a sanitary napkin and the color of testicles containing overabundant semen respectively.
2) The frustration of abstaining from sex while experiencing menstruation
Derived from the words "rag and "blue" which describe a sanitary napkin and the color of testicles containing overabundant semen respectively.
1)"What's the matter? Not getting any from Amy?"
"It's been the ragtime blues lately."
2)"What's the matter, Amy? Ragtime Blues?"
"It's been the ragtime blues lately."
2)"What's the matter, Amy? Ragtime Blues?"
by Spidey Sutra January 6, 2009
Get the Ragtime blues mug.From the Japanese, Rakutisu, meaning something that refers to everything but also nothing. To be Ractis can mean to be great but also terrible, hilarious but also tragic, impish but also subdued, wonderful but also a bummer.
Guy: “Wow, I’m sorry about that, I can usually last more than 40 seconds..”
Girl: “Yeah, that was pretty Ractis...”
Guy: “...I should be ready to go again in 5, but in the meantime, how about we get jiggy by playing Code-Breakers?”
Girl: “I love the sound of that! That’s a really Ractis plan! Just try not to get too Ractis ok?”
Guy: “Ractis.”
Girl: “Yeah, that was pretty Ractis...”
Guy: “...I should be ready to go again in 5, but in the meantime, how about we get jiggy by playing Code-Breakers?”
Girl: “I love the sound of that! That’s a really Ractis plan! Just try not to get too Ractis ok?”
Guy: “Ractis.”
by This Is Ractis April 9, 2021
Get the Ractis mug.When something or someone is yuck, filthy or smells horrible and stomach turning. pretty much the most disgusting thing ever.
"In Year 4 Cam got kicked out of school for eating bugs" said Alec
"Thats Absolutely Rancid Bra Chat Soul bra" said Cam
"Thats Absolutely Rancid Bra Chat Soul bra" said Cam
by Potato for a heart May 9, 2020
Get the Rancid mug.a unique name not pronounced Randi Lynn but Randuhlynn but say it really fast. She is a strong woman that goes through life trying to do better everyday. At times she can be really loud and dorky but on the other hand she can be beautifully shy. She tries not to let anything get her down and always knows that tomorrow will always be another day.
by Celeste7 February 3, 2010
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