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handsome ransom

This turned out to be a handsome ransom. Good for us.
by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019
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A zoomers ransom

Derivative of "a king's ransom".

A zoomer's ransom is an amount of money which surpasses the normal value of an object due to the perceived value by a zoomer.

The correct value is unknown to a zoomer due to not having an accurate historical context because of their age. A Millennial might knows that the "Duck Hunt Super Mario" for NES is worthless due to experience (seeing several copies in pawn shops for a penny circa 2003 for example) a Zoomer thinks this item is valuable and is willing to pay a Zoomer's ransom for it (for example $50). Their perception is created by Retro Gaming YouTubers and other con artists (also known as reseller scum).
"I could get a zoomer's ransom for that damaged copy of Majora's Mask"

"Oh no, AVGN just did another video about the Dreamcast. It's going to cost a Zoomer's ransom for one now!"

"I paid a zoomers ransom for this copy of Contra on NES. This shouldn't have be more than $10!"
by Frenchpet July 9, 2020
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NovA Ransom Loyal

A musical artist who makes music with a style called ransomizing; singing and rapping in a poetic form of stretching syllables and phonetically pronouncing words.
NovA Ransom Loyal calls his style of music Ransomizing.
by Webster’s Independent October 21, 2020
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Cocaine ransom

When you hold up an oompah loompa for ransom for their precious cocoa leaves
Frank the big fella just held an oompah loompa’s family for cocaine ransom
by Blackmailing-orangutan42069 October 7, 2021
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Dirty Ransom

When your wiping and your finger goes through the toilet paper so you lick your fingers
by Radyne February 7, 2022
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The Rocco Ransom

The price that one pays (usually a female) when they spread their legs for Rocco, unbeknownst to them that he is a serial cheater.
“Bro did you cheat on your gf last night?”

“nah man this one girl i was talking to just paid the Rocco Ransom”
by cheater23 April 10, 2023
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randomite

random unknown people unaware that they are photobombing a picture
The randomites that day were quite interesting to see!!
by Starchylde December 24, 2014
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