treasure ranger

Someone who shops curbsides, trash bins and dumpsters for useful or valuable items, often items that just need to be cleaned slightly to appear new again. A treasure ranger is always on the look out for free stuff during their daily lives and does not like the terms "dumpster diving" or "trash picking" because they don't go to places just to search through the trash, but instead have eagle eyes and will divert course to save a cool thing from it's landfill fate.

Beth and I treasure ranger'd a brand new bookshelf and two cute Target laundry baskets that just need to be cleaned on the way home.

by budgetgirl August 9, 2017

Iron Ranger

A person indigenous to Northeastern Minnesota. These are a special breed of persons. Some extract iron ore from frozen rocky ground regardless of time or season. They cut holes in the ice and fish defiantly in the face of winter, and drink enormous amounts of beer because the drinking water is rust-colored and smells like dead fish. They are unsurpassed in their winter driving skills because the roadways are only ice-free 3 or 4 months out of the year. If you see one driving badly, they are doing it on purpose to annoy you because they don't personally know you or your Grandmother. School is almost NEVER canceled. In this place you can pump your gas FIRST, THEN go pay for it if you choose. Dishonesty on "The Range" typically ends in being treated like a deer or fish- in season of course. In the summer, the mosquitos are big enough to abduct a small child or steal your wallet. You will see people wearing t-shirts when there is still snow on the ground.
You can hitch-hike here and actually get picked up. Snow-shoveling, firewood, pine trees, porketta, deer sausage and Hockey as far as the eye can see (in a blizzard).

Some goofy Iron Ranger stole my truck, then brought it back 2 hours later with a full tank and a six-pack dontcha know...

by O-Bobimus November 16, 2018

Ranked Bedwars

Where people with no life, no family, and too many clicks per second compete to see whos the sweatiest in bed.

That nerd is a Ranked Bedwars Player

by OutViz March 17, 2021

drone ranger

An American president who sends robot planes to kill everything that moves in Iraqistan.

Guy #1: Did you hear that Islamaghdad got bombed?
Guy #2: For the 1217th time? Lol drone ranger strikes again!

by darth_obama_of _mordor January 25, 2015

Rangerette

Rangerette: A women whom participates in sexual acts with the Army Rangers in the 75th Ranger Regiment. They are the groupies of the 75th Ranger Regiment, and are open to anything a Army Ranger request of them. Sua Sponte.

1)Every year at the "Ranger Rendevous" car loads of Rangerettes come, and attend the event for moral support.

2)After dating John, Amber quickly earned the title of a "Rangerette" when she had sex with the rest of his squad.

by 275WatchMan7tre March 16, 2009

Splatoon ranked

F*CK YOU B*TCH YOU SHOULD’VE GIVEN ME THAT F*CKING CLAM AND I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I COULD’VE GOT US TO X-RANK IF I GOT THAT ONE F*CKING CLAM

I’m so glad that Splatoon ranked is over and I can use my aerospray in turf and get camped by carry bucket

by Notatrashcan January 16, 2021

Ranger's Apprentice

The BEST book series ever, originates in Australia from the author John Flanagan.

my friend: hey have you read Ranger's Apprentice?
me: Ya im obsessed with that book, it is soooo good

by Ranger Will December 18, 2008