random squared

Otherly known as "Random^2"

Describes something that is unordinarily random. Also used as a random saying or catchphrase. Often used more in txt and written language than verbally.

Its original use was as a saying to depcit that something was so random - it wasn't. This wasn't derived as an abstract saying, but rather a mathematical concept. The logic behind this is often misunderstood, as its meaning is to do with the distribution of probabilities by multiplying two random functions together.

A: u luk lyk a happy duck 2day!
B: Random squared to u2!

by glacial_shadow July 29, 2008

Random Shit Day

When a day seems very random or when someone does random things for the day.

"Wow today is a real random shit day huh?, "Whatever, todays just a random shit day for me."

by Riketsu September 10, 2009

random squared

randomer than random

indescribable circle ^ random squared! SUPERMALT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by "fun 'n' games" March 14, 2008

Random simp event

The rise of the simps. Annoying simps show up everywhere and run after whichever girl they simp for. Also female simps chase the guys they simp for. Simps show not only on twitch but show up in public causing chaos.

Person 1: The random Chimp event ain't real.
Person 2: But random simp event is probably gonna be true someday.

by Saitama 777 November 11, 2020

Random sus

A random sus is a person who is suspicious and random

Red is a random sus

by Boardoyt February 14, 2021

Random shadow

It's a shadow that's random. It just pops up randomly! HAZAAHH!

Person 1: Yo look at that random shadow!
Person 2: Jeez dude, that scared the shit out of me! Just popped up out of nowhere

by Emeana March 19, 2021

Random ships

Alright fellow humans! I think ever since movies and shows came out the human race has been BROKEN BY STUPIDITY! WE DO NOT SHIP PEOPLE LIKE ELSA AND ANNA, OR EZRA AND KANAN, OR FINN AND POE, OR ELSA AND JACK FROST, OR JESSE AND LUKAS, OR MERIDA AND HICCUP!!!!!!!!! THEY ARE EITHER FROM DIFFERENT MOVIES AND DO NOT MATCH AT ALL, OR THEY ARE APPARENTLY "CLOSE FRIENDS" so that people are like, "IF THEY ARE CLOSE FRIENDS, THEN THEY'RE IN LOVE!" ARE YOU ALL DELUSIONAL?! WAKE UP! JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE CLOSE DOES NOT MEAN THEY ARE IN LOVE! IF YOU THINK THAT, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW AHT ROMANCE IS! ALL HUMANS READING THIS, LIKE THIS IF YOU AGREE, OR DISLIKE THIS BECAUSE YOU ARE DELUSIONAL AND YOU SHIP RANDOM PEOPLE JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE "CLOSE FRIENDS" OR THEY ARE "SIMILAR"!

I HATE it when people ship random ships! This is crud! Garbage! Trash!

by ClubWatAh May 15, 2021