turtle rancher

Noun; Someone who makes situations/moments awkward by interjecting into conversations inorder to make someone make an awkward turtle.

Guy: hey did you catch that Celtics game last night?
Guy2: No I...
Guy3: two midgets just stole my ice cream, so i killed them with an ice cream scooper!
Guy2: *makes awkward turtle
Guy: Dude you're a major turtle rancher.

by Tucker Sampson May 20, 2008

Green Apple Jolly Rancher

A fetish game to be played in the dark. A Green Apple Jolly Rancher is when a man eats out a girl with gonorrhea whilst sucking on any flavor jolly rancher, but it just happens that a gonorrhea nodule closely resembles a green apple jolly rancher. He will then proceed to lose the jolly rancher in her pussy and try to fish it out. Unfortunately for the guy, if he grabs the gonorrhea ball and sticks it into his mouth, the infected pus will explode and he will contract several diseases then promptly vomit.

Steve found out too late that Samantha cheated on him because he already ate her green apple jolly rancher.

by epicsexsauce November 4, 2019

Mother Of Jolly Ranchers

The original female jolly rancher that was created by God that screwed the other original MALE jolly rancher to reproduce.

“Oh my mother of jolly ranchers, shut up Kallee!”

by JollyRancherMomCreator ~ Bree May 25, 2021

red ranchero

After doing a girl on her period. You take the blood with your finger and give her a mustache.

I gave her a red ranchero after finding out she was on her period.

by Dog Fight June 10, 2004

jolly ranchers

jolly ranchers are very good to eat.

the name can sometimes remind you of a gay farmer.

but thats ok, if you eat them your not gay.

mmmm, i love watermelon jolly ranchers. they feel good in my tummy.

by Sydnie the Hippie June 17, 2008

Jolly Ranchers

Jolly Ranchers are a kind of candy that has tons of flavors. It has gummies, hard candy (original), popsicles, and more! They're my favorite candy, but I only like the hard candy kind because it's original and I think it's the better kind.

"I can buy you Jolly Ranchers as a treat for saving my life."

by Jolly_ranchers99 January 20, 2016

Ranchero

The origanal mullet on wheels(all serious in the front and all party in the back) but less mullety that the El Camino. First concieved in 1957 by Ford motor Co. on the fairlane body and frame. Similar to the El Camino. Lasted till 1957 to 1979 and is there is still a modern day version, the FPV(Ford Performance Vehicles)Pursuit. It's such a sick car

Dude check out that Ford Ranchero

by The Blob! June 25, 2005