Ramen noodles

Something incredibly cheap and easy. Quick and inexpensive. Fast and almost free.

Dude 1: Man, you see that girl? She so fine!
Dude 2: Brosef! That hooker is "ramen noodles." Ya boys ALL slept with the ho.

by Dictocracker May 22, 2018

Ramen Noodle

When a man has a penis that is abnormally like a wet ramen noodle.

Steeve yesterday I woke up and my room mate pranked my by showing me his brothers ramen noodle.

by Christian Aura September 11, 2010

ramen noodles

The instant noodles that have become a culinary buzzword in America. Overzealous college students throw around terms like "ramen noodles" and "quad" to show how they have adapted to campus life and made it their own. The noodles themselves are actually not very tasty, but college students across America eat them on a daily basis in order to feel more accepted, ala drugs, alcohol, and communism.

College Student 1: Hey, you up for some hacky sack?

College Student 2: Sure, let me finish up my ramen noodles first though.

by letsberealistic May 3, 2006

Ramen Noodle

Noun-A person who partakes in extra stupid or odd activities
Verb-The physical act of doing something incredibly stupid or odd

Wow, Steve is such a ramen noodle.
Ben! You're ramen noodling!

by SenioritaAmore November 1, 2010

ramen noodle diet

When someone in college can't afford anything to eat but ramen noodles.

Freshman: "Hey man, you got anything to eat?"
Freshman 2: "Yeah dude, I've got ramen noodles galore..."
Freshman: "Oh man, thought I was the only one on the ramen noodle diet."
Freshman 2: "Tastes great, less spending."

by GlazeHer December 31, 2013

Ramen Noodle Asshole

When you eat ramen noodles and don't chew very well, then it comes out of your ass still in noodle form.

Dude I was up all night with ramen noodle asshole

by The ManOnMan April 26, 2009

ramen noodles

A very sweaty and juciy clitoris.

man that hoe got some nice ramen noodles

by BMoNeYpwnzALLslutz September 26, 2010