If you have a friend named Ralph and he looks smart will he isn’t he is stupid in reality
A Ralph is a stupid person
by Maddison Woods October 12, 2019
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Adjective. Someone who is exceptionally fat, gay, and annoying.

V. (To Ralph) is to be very gay and annoying at the same time for an extended period of time.

Man he was Ralphing so hard yesterday I had to take a shit on his chest.

Damn he was Ralphing so bad yesterday, I kicked him in the nuts
by David Serodino April 26, 2007
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To turn right. Used with Lewy and Dave; Right; Left; and Straight ahead. Named for David Ralph Lewis who in the mid 60's in Duluth Minnesota stole many cars for joyriding and to see how many times he could roll the cars. A pure manic who died of cancer at 27 years. Since then "Hang a Ralph", "Hang a Lewy" or "do a David" have entered the popular lexicon.
Hang a Ralph.
by Biker451 July 9, 2009
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A mystery of the most unfortunate proportions. Clue: panko....hahaha.

Does not communicate well, will most likely lie and hurt you and laugh about it. Ralph's are heartless.

Expects respect without showing any. Completely unforgiving of most things.
Ralph's are perfect!!

Loves polygamy.
Hey Ralph, how many wives you got now? 3?
by Tellinonyooo March 1, 2022
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Ralph is a little midget who has short-man syndrome. He hates all of those around him and would be the worst teacher. Ralph is impatient and cannot deal with others opinions. Ralph is very unique and is ugly as hell. He has very small baby hands, which he uses to smack his students buttocks. Ralph comes from North American origin. It means vomit, which is quite true according to his personality. His personality makes other people sick and want to vomit, and even dig a hole, bury themselves and DIE.
"what teacher do you have?"
"ralph"...
"wow, best course of action would be to dig a deep hole and bury ones self"
by underlegs October 30, 2020
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What actor Marcus Toji refers to his genitals.
by Crispitos September 5, 2003
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