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RTFM

Read The F*@#ing Maunual

Generally used on men who believe that they do not need to undertake any kind of instruction, that the act of being male itself, means they have the ablity to build/construct/erect anything without looking first, or even at all at the user manual, because men (believe) that these abilities are in their genes, and DO NOT require any help whatsoever from any kind instruction pamphlet! (Aww, bless them, they just never learn!)
"Sweetheart, really, you've been trying to put to put those shelves up for two weeks now...RTFM! Please! Before you bring the whole house down!"
by MeJuliee!! January 18, 2010
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To be used commonly by salespersons in electrical shops such as Comet. When a customer returns with the polystyrene still inserted inside the walkman and complains that it does not work! One can coin the phrase, "Dont worry sir, it's juts a case of RTFM".
by Derek Paterson July 1, 2008
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RTFM

used in electronic media when someone asks you for help (from read the fucking manual)
by The Return of Light Joker October 20, 2008
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rftm stands for Read The F*cking Manual. This term is used when referring to people who didn't read something properly such as a paragraph in a book, a question on a test or the definition for rtfm.
Luke: I though the question said three times two. Not two times three!!
Nathaniel: rtfm, dude
by jathatual November 7, 2016
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what some headstrong guys won't do if something's wrong with a piece of equipment, then blame the problem on it
"Why the hell won't this computer play my MP3s?"
"RTFM, it'll tell ya."
by Alex March 18, 2003
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RTFMA

Read the Fucking Manual, Asshole.

But you can't call an officer "asshole," so in the military RTFMA stands for "Read the Furnished Materials, _Sir_."
"Corporal, how do I order blankets for the new transfers on this stupid computer?"

Clerk, handing the First Looey a pamphlet: RTFMA.

Looey: What???

Clerk: It's right there in the manual, sir.
by s%mebody March 7, 2013
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Roll The Fucking Mota When you ask people to share their weed
by rodrigo roga January 15, 2008
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