RTFWBG

Reverse Titty-Fuck with Ball Gobble.

A man straddles a woman's face and fucks the cleavage between the tits while the woman simultaneously gobbles the man's balls.

At the hotel, we demonstrated RTFWBG in the conference center, pool, lobby, room 213, and during the Continental Breakfast.

An instant classic, you'll be sure to try again and again.

by OMGWTFBBQ22 February 17, 2008

RTFM

RTFM - Read the fucking manual

A reply to when people go on internet message boards asking for technical advice on subjects where the obvious solution is usually given in products user manual:

"why is my printer speaking in German?"
"RTFM ;o)"

"Why wont my scanner work?"
"RTFM!!"

by DeusBrackers October 16, 2005

RTFP

'Read the Fucking Post' A derivative of RTFM (Read the Fucking Manual)

Refers to forum posts.

RTFP before you reply

by William C December 7, 2006

RTFO

Rolling thin film oven:
A device used to simulate the aging of asphalt during mixing and compaction.

The RTFO yielded reasonable results in the laboratory.

by Magdy April 28, 2009

RTFM

"Read the fucking manual." The most obvious solution to most tech problems. Also the most overlooked solution.

"How do I format the text this way?"

"RTFM. F1 works, you know..."

by Maerc January 13, 2005

rtfbg

Actually it is Reverse Titty Fuck With Ball Gobble.

As in you are thrusting your penis in between a girl's breasts in the less common direction of away from her face so that your testicles are readily accessible to her mouth in which case she will of course gobble them mightily making your experience something to remember.

Hey remember that time I RTFBG'd Grayce...yeah she gobbled that shit like a turkey.

by o-neg March 20, 2007

RTFC

Used when a person gets their hands on code and doesnt know what it does. Hint "Read the Fucking Code"

<Zook> Heres the exploit
<Annonymous> What does it do?
<Zook> rtfc :/

by z00k July 27, 2005