1)Someone who:
Has a mortal fear of showers.
Cuts his filthy, puke-inducing toenails right in front of you.
Hawks up phlegm, and then chews it and swallows, around fifty times an day.
Farts around 50 times an hour, and laughs every fucking time, like a fucking moron.
Doesn't even own a fucking toothbrush.
Tells you when he's just masturbated, and describes it in intricate detail.
2)Proof that no god exists.
Has a mortal fear of showers.
Cuts his filthy, puke-inducing toenails right in front of you.
Hawks up phlegm, and then chews it and swallows, around fifty times an day.
Farts around 50 times an hour, and laughs every fucking time, like a fucking moron.
Doesn't even own a fucking toothbrush.
Tells you when he's just masturbated, and describes it in intricate detail.
2)Proof that no god exists.
Paul:Man, I saw your room-mate yesterday. I swear to God I could smell him from 50 yards. How THE FUCK can you live with him?
John: I don't know, I just don't know. I can't go on like this, John! I just can't!
* Starts crying on Paul's shoulder*
Paul: * pats John on the back*
There, there. There there.
John: I don't know, I just don't know. I can't go on like this, John! I just can't!
* Starts crying on Paul's shoulder*
Paul: * pats John on the back*
There, there. There there.
by johnny_no_name April 25, 2005
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It now usually refers to straight people ignorantly misinterpreting gay/lesbian situations.
It now usually refers to straight people ignorantly misinterpreting gay/lesbian situations.
Person1: I saw a picture of Jim and John holding each other lovingly on Facebook, they must be good friends.
Person2: “and they were roommates”
Person2: “and they were roommates”
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A garage whose purpose is to throw party's in it.
Derived from the Californian tradition of cleaning out a garage for the soul purpose of throwing parties. This allows underage kids to drink and provide a safe place to get high.
Derived from the Californian tradition of cleaning out a garage for the soul purpose of throwing parties. This allows underage kids to drink and provide a safe place to get high.
Man 1: Lets Go Hit The Clubs
Man 2: We can't Joe isn't 21 yet
Man 1: Fuck, well Jose has a California Party Room, lets crash it.
Man 2: We can't Joe isn't 21 yet
Man 1: Fuck, well Jose has a California Party Room, lets crash it.
by Richard Perkins April 4, 2010
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Def1) Sex. It can be anything from handjobs/fingering to oral to full penetrative sex. Must be indoors (hence the "room"). May also involve some kind of competitive game or specific goal, but this is not neccesary to qualify as roomsport.
Def2) Random exclamation of happiness or excitement, possibly about the prospect of roomsport itself.
The word "Roomsport" is believed to have originated in either southwestern Ontario and Vancouver, British Columbia.
Def1) Sex. It can be anything from handjobs/fingering to oral to full penetrative sex. Must be indoors (hence the "room"). May also involve some kind of competitive game or specific goal, but this is not neccesary to qualify as roomsport.
Def2) Random exclamation of happiness or excitement, possibly about the prospect of roomsport itself.
The word "Roomsport" is believed to have originated in either southwestern Ontario and Vancouver, British Columbia.
Def1)
John- "What did you and Jessica do last night?"
Paul- "Roomsport"
John- "Nice"
Ed- "I bet I can last longer than you"
Steve- "No fucking way"
Ed- "Fine, roomsport"
Fred- "I'm going to make her squirt, roomsport tonight"
Def2)
Jun- "ROOMSPORT!"
John- "Why are you so excited?"
Jun- "My parents are buying me a BMW"
John- "You rich mother fucker"
John- "What did you and Jessica do last night?"
Paul- "Roomsport"
John- "Nice"
Ed- "I bet I can last longer than you"
Steve- "No fucking way"
Ed- "Fine, roomsport"
Fred- "I'm going to make her squirt, roomsport tonight"
Def2)
Jun- "ROOMSPORT!"
John- "Why are you so excited?"
Jun- "My parents are buying me a BMW"
John- "You rich mother fucker"
by Malcolm X-Terminator January 16, 2008
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A destination located at the end of a wormhole Zim created; his choice of where Dib and the other skool children should go. This choice won out over a world of pure itching and a world made entirely out of dookie.
Also the name of a choice "Invader Zim" fansite, at the dot.com of the same name.
A destination located at the end of a wormhole Zim created; his choice of where Dib and the other skool children should go. This choice won out over a world of pure itching and a world made entirely out of dookie.
Also the name of a choice "Invader Zim" fansite, at the dot.com of the same name.
"I found the script for 'Mopiness of Doom' over at Romm with a Moose. It's a sweet little story, actually. too bad we'll never see it."
by Tak, the Hideous New Girl December 29, 2003
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