rootle

To pull or uproot something with a constant pressure and a gentle jiggling motion.

"Just rootle that brick out of there"

by Dan Hates You May 8, 2005

Roofie Rescue

You're in a club and you see a girl leave her drink at the bar when she goes to powder her nose. When she comes back, instead of actually spiking her drink, rush over to her and scream "DON'T DRINK THAT!". Explain you saw some middle-aged guy slip something into her drink and you just wanted to make sure she didn't end up Fritzl'd.

Next, slyly suggest she needs a new drink and that you would be willing to buy it her. How it goes from there is up to you.

You hit a dry patch, dude?
Fo' sho, looking to pull off a Roofie Rescue tonight.

by Souperman 1234 September 1, 2010

roofer

A hardworking motherfucker...who makes more money in one day than other trades make in 3.

All the other tradesmen made fun of the roofer, until he showed them his pay stub...

by fuck y'all July 12, 2005

rooftest

Throwing old junk off of the roof of a building, usually a frat house or office building.

John's old playstation didn't work anymore, so we rooftested that fucker.

by Cal July 19, 2003

roflen

rolling on floor laughing effing n00bs

newbz suck hairy bawlz

eff u roflen

by urmom2349078 December 6, 2006

Roobles

A Chocolaty delicious Treat. Eating a Rooble is like having an entire Chocolate Factory in your mouth. (but thats impossible)

Roobles can also be a pastry, such as a muffin.

I think i'll buy a bag of Roobles today.

by AMC Enjoi Tha Sho May 19, 2008

roofie martini

Can refer to any martini-style cocktail that includes the drug Flunitrazepam (Rohypnol). This drink is mostly seen at college bars and night clubs used by douchebags in an attemp to insert their drangi into women’s slits.

Guy1: Did you hear about Jessica?
Guy2: No. What happened?
Guy1: She had a roofie martini and woke up next to that douche Marc.

by Cynthia Dangus November 14, 2017