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ReWARDed

When an inmate is repeatedly moved to different cell blocks due to fear of harm from other inmates, guards, or themselves.
That inmate is all being ReWARDed due to his behaviour.
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good boy reward

A good boy reward, is generally a reward for good conduct, be it being, a good boy, or defending your country from foreign enemies, the reward is either, a treat, or a weapon.
"wave 21 complete: good boy reward incoming"
by me1234512345 August 18, 2024
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standard reward

The typically-accepted-as-equivalent "pleasure-reimbursement" that a guy and gal exchange in a particular everyday romantic "transaction".
Two examples of standard rewards:
(1) If a guy allows a visiting gal to use his shower, she lets him accompany her into the shower and dreamily canoodle with her under the warm waterfall.
(2) If a misty-eyed guy wants to give a buxom gal a naked chest-to-chest hug, he'll soothingly massage her back all during said extended deeply-squeezy snuggle-session. (A variation on this "contract" would be that if she lets him savoringly play with her boobs and fondle her butt, he'll massage whatever other body-parts that she requests him to soothe --- i.e., her feet, shoulder-blades, neck, etc. --- for a similar length of time as he pleasures his thirsting hands with her "choicest morsels".)
by QuacksO July 4, 2018
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It's not rewards

You're not doing everyone except me you stupid piece of shit. I'm not going to let you pretend you're doing something good by doing this. Tell them they are being stupid. Make a ruling that aligns with MY right because their rights aren't involved here.
Hym "It's not rewards. You need to pay and you need to shut the fuck up about it. I'm not doing this with you people. You don't get a say."
by Hym Iam December 17, 2025
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Reward

Due compensation for my property in accordance with my 5th amendment right.
Hym "I am not going to let you control my behavior. No reward would be worth allowing it. If I am not given due compensation for my property in accordance with my 5th amendment rights I will violate the rights of a person of my choosing as recompense. Fuck your kids. Your kids are still shit. You are actively trying to sacrifice someone else's kids so you can feel like you have control over the people who would harm them and in the mean time your kids are still getting fucked and mangled. So, what did I hear about a shooting where the guy wanted child executions for all of the deaths in Palestine? So, do yourself a favor. Give me my money. Save yourself the embarrassment of the largest media scandal in the history of media... And then do everyone else a favor... Go home... Put a bullet in you kids... And then feed yourself a bullet... Everybody wins."
by Hym Iam December 9, 2024
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Societally Rewarding

You aren't socially rewarding anybody. I think that is not only the single most offensive way of structuring a society but serves no purpose other than to condition people to accept servitude. You know that right? That isn't a thing.
Hym "That sounds like some ignorant conservative shit. You aren't 'Societally Rewarding' people when they exchange their labor or advance or they 'succeed in general'. That's not a social reward. People try to treat it that way. As though success is a societal reward. They do the same thing with sex. But their behavior in no way needs to be concordant with any consistent behavioral ethic. They can find vague, amorphous predictors. And sure, I'm sure the data on the predictors is accurate. But that's not the point. Who has the sucess is irrelevant. That it's FRAMED as a 'Societal reward' is the issue and what's more interesting is what I think is WHY it's framed that way. The success isn't enough. They want to DESERVE it. So... It's societally framed as a reward. So that people are motivated to strive for success. So that what they succeed, they get that release of dopamine and continue to strive. It's a 'Skinner Box.' (In abstraction obviously). A conceptual machine much like my Chaff grenade or my money generator. A lot of things are treated like Societal reward. Association. Sex. Success. A portable skinner box sold to you buy society. You carry it with you everywhere you go and then blame social media while you mash the button. But I've said this all before."
by Hym Iam August 23, 2023
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risk vs reward

You get to decide the risk vs reward.
by PineappleJuice May 12, 2015
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