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Queerplatonic

(Adjective) A word that is used instead of best friend by people who want to be seen as special. It is a relationship between two people so close that it almost seems romantic in nature, but is completely platonic. It can often be mistaken to be romantic, even by viewers of shows with this relationship between two characters.
Raymond: "How do you know Daniel? Is he a friend?"

Jessie: "I've known him my whole life. He's closer than a friend, he's my queerplatonic partner"

Raymond: "So...a best friend then?"

Jessie: "Yep"
by NeverEnoughDragons June 7, 2018
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Queerplatonic

(Adjective) A word that is used instead of best friend by people who want to be seen as special. It is a relationship between two people so close that it almost seems romantic in nature, but is completely platonic. It can often be mistaken to be romantic, even by viewers of shows with this relationship between two characters.
Raymond: "How do you know Daniel? Is he a friend?"

Jessie: "I've known him my whole life. He's closer than a friend, he's my queerplatonic partner"

Raymond: "So...a best friend then?"

Jessie: "Yep"
by NeverEnoughDragons June 7, 2018
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Qwerping

a Sexual term that means when you attach a strap-on to your stomach and have anal and vaginal sex simotameously
Man I was Qwerping That Bitch
by Brian Seamen III May 10, 2009
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Querp

Dude, did you just querp? You burp like a girl.
by jayjay12 March 29, 2013
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qwerp

A quick emulsion of the word 'Queer' (MUST be said quickly). This is typically a fast response to anything homoerotic or expressive of love to the same sex. This is not an insult, in fact, it is a response two people can laugh about. Similar in use as saying 'Pause' after something homoerotic is said or done. Can also be said as any variation of 'Qwip', 'Quip', & 'Kwerp'.
Arin: Bro, how's my shirt look on me?
Marco: Looks great, man! I'd fuck you...
Arin: Qwerp!

or

Aaron: *tearfully accepting award* I'd like to thank my father. I love you dad!
Aaron's Dad: Qwerp!
by RyIlex July 11, 2016
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queerplosion

1. The bodily function in which the genitalia of a mammal shoots out an extreme amount of love juice, attracting the same-sex, usually in an explosive glittery fashion.

2. A group of giddy gay boys congregating in one place, usually dancing to electric pop, in an explosive glittery fashion.

3. A massive gay orgy, in an explosive glittery fashion.
1. I just queerploded my pants and now there's glitter everywhere! Oh shit... I'm gonna attract that fat guy down the street.

2. Hey are you going to that queerplosion Friday night? I need show off my new Lady Gaga moves!

3. OMG, Ben Dover went to a bareback queerplosion the other night. He is such a glittery fucking slut.
by queerfolk June 19, 2010
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Quwerid

Queer + Weird = Quwerid
bro that was so quwerid
by chris71609 December 1, 2018
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