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Tiredness Quotient

A measurement of how tired you are. Also can be used to denote how far away from dropping dead asleep you are.
(0 - minimum; 100 - maximum)

Mathematically:

{1 - (Ability to stay awake and do whatever you are doing at that point of time)/(Ability to keep doing whatever you are doing after 12 hours of dreamless sleep)}x100

where units of Ability are user-defined as long as the unit is constant in the numerator and denominator.

A Tiredness Quotient (TQ) of 0 would mean you are not tired at all or you are wide awake with no hint of fatigue.

A TQ of 100, on the other hand, would cause you to fall sleep involuntarily.

In some countries people may refer to this as Tiredness Index or Fatigue Index or Fatigue Quotient.
My Tiredness Quotient is 90 after driving from DC to Cleveland. I'm ready to hit the sack.

His Tiredness Quotient must have been really high, he fell asleep at the wheel driving

Hey Siddharth, guess what my Tiredness Quotient is after working 12 hours straight on my homework assignment? Ninety-ni... zzzzz
by goundyzz August 1, 2011
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quotient

The "quotient" is what remains after a division, either of numbers, or of parents. Parent's don't divorce their children, the children remain related to the parents. They remain after divorce, or they are the "quotient" of divorce, the division of two people so that they are no longer "married" or "joined together." So now instead of saying "my parents are divorced" you simply say you're a "quotient." ...just like orphans don't tell you "my parents are dead" -- they say "I'm an orphan." -- or how someone tells you they're a "widow" instead of saying "my spouse is dead."

"I'm glad I'm a quotient because my parents don't fight anymore and I get 2 birthdays."

"Divorce can be very hard on quotients."
by Kyle Murphy July 28, 2022
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quotient

the result you get when you divide a dividend by a divisor
The quotient of 272 and 16 is 7.
by bluestinger66 July 14, 2023
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Frangibility Quotient

The calculable likelihood of something being broken or damaged when handled. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web-only TV show.
“Now, exercise caution because balsa wood has an extremely high frangibility quotient”.
by The Handy Writer May 10, 2009
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playa quotient

The immeasurable but subjectively obvious amount of "game" any given playa posesses
"bruh he just fucked Abby"
"Damn, fifth this weekend? this man's playa quotient is off the charts"
by doobie.ous October 3, 2018
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Rediculum Quotient

A scientific evaluation of the stupid-ness of any argument, within the framework of the evaluated subject.
President Trump has raised the rediculum quotient in his view of environmental management. See Stuck-on-stupid
by Ghostof JFK November 19, 2018
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sanitary quotient

A scale to evaluate the Sanitary Sense of a person.
He has very low Sanitary quotient. He urinates and spits in public.
by PYESEM March 23, 2020
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