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queue regret

The coyote ugly of mail order DVD rental. When you place an item in your Netflix queue and forget all about it. One day the turd shows up you are shamefully forced to send it back unwatched.
Roomy one: A new Netflix arrived today.
Roomy two: Open it.
Roomy one: (opens it) All Quiet on the Western Front?!?! What the fuck!
Roomy two: Shit, mad queue regret man. I forgot that was in my queue! Gotta send it back and get the next Heroes disc.
by nbowling January 3, 2008
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Pho Queue

(n.) fuh-kyoo The line, or queue, formed outside of a Vietnamese restaurant in anticipation of its noodle soup, also known as pho
Man #1: Dude, I am not going to stand in this pho queue !
Man #2: Fuck you !
Man #1: No. Dude, I said pho queue...
by BChil February 6, 2015
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losers queue

The reason I’m hardstuck plat and not challenger 800LP
Adc: Fucking shitter thresh missed 5 q’s in a row
DuoQ Jungler: Losers queue bro
by repzer0 September 6, 2020
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Queuetopia

Term invented by Winston Churchill to describe communist countries in which there is an exceptional amount of queuing.

Churchill Fact: Churchill was renowned for not washing his hands after using the toilet. It's reported, he was once reprimanded by an older Etonian for not washing his hands after visiting the lavatory and was told.
"At Eton they taught us to wash our hands after using the lavatory", to which Churchill replied.
"At Harrow, they taught us not to piss on our hands".
Bert - You know I do love a good queue.
Terry - You should visist Russia. You'd love it, it's like a virtual queuetopia.
by Thomas Leone October 17, 2009
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queuepidity

The inability demonstrated by shoppers to sensibly form queues at checkouts. Sometimes leading to single queues at mutliple checkouts allowing more shrewd shoppers to accidentally push in.
I couldn't believe the queuepidity of the people in 99p Land today. They'd formed one queue despite there being two tills open. People just waltzed up to the till with no apparent queue and pushed in.
by simfelemy1 February 28, 2009
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French queue

A line of people who don't follow rules of typical line-courtesy found elsewhere. An anarchic assembling for entrance at a door or gate. This is a normal behavior in France. The word pairing is an ironic construction, because it is really the opposite of a queue.
The skyway door opened and the passengers converged in an impatient French queue, shuffling slowly forward.
by Bilham October 31, 2014
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jumping the queue

not waiting your turn in line...cutting to the front.
The student, Andrew Meyer, who was well-known on campus for his practical jokes, was Tasered after jumping the queue to ask Mr Kerry a series of questions in a Florida University lecture hall on Monday.
by Gr8fulJamie October 3, 2007
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