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queue amnesia

noun. A condition in which lax attention to one's Netflix queue results in the arrival of surprising (and usually disappointing) selections.
(Upon opening his mail:) "Oh, fuck. A couple weeks ago I was throwing anything they wanted me to into my queue to fill it, then I got busy and got some queue amnesia, and now apparently I have to watch the fucking 'Joy Luck Club'."
by Gustave Meissenschein April 17, 2013
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queedeth

a girl with a bright future and a love for men with names starting with B
omg she is such a queedeth
by izzyedithlb May 15, 2020
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Loser's Queue

1. A negative supernatural force that explains why certain factors aligned to one's detriment.

2. A League of Legends conspiracy theory that purports the existence of a secret feature in the game's matchmaking algorithm which forces certain players to play with sub-par teams for multiple games at a time. Typically espoused by League players when they are in a losing streak.
1.)
Friend 1: "My wife's boyfriend just took away my Nintendo Switch! And my daily Soylent shipment is going to be late. Why is this happening to me?!"
Friend 2 (while taking a bite out of an Impossible Whopper): "Loser's Queue."

2.)
Gamer 1: "I've already lost 4 games in a row and my Jungler just locked-in Corki."
Gamer 2: "Loser's Queue."
by Yeetsuo October 25, 2020
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Queedle

Balancing on only on the front/back two legs of a chair
If you queedle on that chair you will break it.
by Lausyloo January 9, 2009
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Queue

To search for an match in an online game. Queueing means you are starting the search for the match. To shorten the search time for players in prospective match one might "queue up" with some friends to limit the number of players required for the match to start, or improve one's chances of ranking up in-game.
"Hey Jon, do you wanna queue up in Rainbow Six: Siege?"
"Yeah Ben, lemme see if anyone else wants to and lets get a five stack goin'."
by KAD135 September 13, 2019
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queuemongous

used to describe queues that are surprisingly long. A combination of queue and humongous
The rollercoaster was queuemongous!
by JuniperSkunktaur April 13, 2005
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dole queue

Phrase presumably invented by The Register (UK) journalist Lewis Page, refers to public welfare. ("assistance" in the UK) Synonymous with bread line.
I just lost my job, I'll have to join the dole queue.
by ah777 November 12, 2010
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