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quelch

n/v to fart or pass flachalence
(n)
Wow, I never want to be in the car with JackRat when he fishbowls his quelches! Stuff makes me gag...
(v)

Sometimes when I quelch whilst sitting with my legs closed, the air bubbles pop thru my thighs...its actually a little humorous.
by laxdallmus4 August 4, 2010
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quelching

An act of desparation. In Europe, during the great famines of the middle ages starving individuals would steel the bodies of the recently deceiced. They would hang them upside down over a pot and quelch (form of squeezing) out the half digested reminants of their last meal for their own ingestion.
Im starving, lets go and find a body to quelch.
by dunno August 20, 2003
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Quelching

To do a Chinese firedrill and hump everyone as you pass
We totally were quelching at the stoplight last night.
by Geartay April 18, 2011
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quelch

a queef that sounds like a burp
(generic femal name ), did an alarming quelch
by the fuzzy ewok January 22, 2015
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Quesh

I really hope Kanye doesn't pop the quesh this weekend.
by BrassRazoo March 29, 2015
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quesh

Tina was so wet last night that she queshed during sex
by mariah69 April 15, 2009
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quelch

the imprints and/or the marks you get in your skin when you sit on something for too long
after sitting in the grass for an hour i had QUELCH marks all over.
by sandy handjob March 21, 2004
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