queerios

eating cheerios while getting a blowjob from another man

i walke in on my dad and another dude eating some queerios tis morning. it was fucking disgusting. i shoved the spoon so far up my dads ass that it came out of his mouth and then i repeated that untill he started beating me with the paddle so i stopped and killed myseflf because i saw my dad get some queerios

by ready4penetration July 19, 2010

queeritating

Abrasive, underhanded, smile-to-your-face - stab-you-in-the-back, douchebaggery from an individual who says they're straight, is married, but who's mannerisms are completely and totally gay.

Dude, can you believe the shit that Rick was talking on the conference call today? Man that guy is queeritating.

by Harvey McDickfuddle April 3, 2006

queerbaitis

someone who is "gay" or a "fag" without any doubt

sup queerbaitis.

by cdisk May 28, 2009

queertastic

1. A mixture of the words QUEER and FANTASTIC, which have nothing to do with one another.
2. Queers are not fantastic.
3. Usually an insult implying that a person is very, very queer.
4. See fagmuffin.

That's pretty queertastic.

by disrespecting foo December 10, 2002

Queeriosity

noun
To be curious about being homosexual.

Steve saw a manboob and got turned on.
It sparked immediate queeriosity

by i_eat_queerios December 16, 2009

Queerfish

Someone or something odd or possibly homosexual.

I think Justin Bieber's hair is amazing!" "Lucas, you are such a Queerfish.

by Johnny Stryker February 28, 2011

Queerific

when something is super gay but everyone pretends it's cool anyway

those pink boots are queerific!

by Adaam Hussain June 16, 2003