queef rod

A big thick cock used to pound a queef out.

I wish i could make some money with my queef rod pounding sluts.

by SecertSlutPounder September 5, 2018

queef's whisper

Being in extremely close proximity to something either physically or metaphorically.

When Philip ran that stop sign, he was a queef's whisper away from plowing into the front of an oncoming vehicle.

by Fillip Snehpets March 3, 2022

roll queef

when a big girl is sitting in capstone and in the middle of class just lets a queef out of a fat roll and then yaunks everywhere

"hey jessica what is this article saying"...."yaunk, excuse me" "did you fart?" "i dont know" "it sounded like a roll queef"

by gewwwww April 9, 2010

Dan Queeds

Dan Queeds (Dan Queed, Daniel Queeds, or Daniel Richard Queeds) is a slang term for high quality or expensive marijuana

The term originated out of Cranbrook Upper School in Bloomfield Hills, Michigan. It's roots come from the homonym between the name "Dan Queeds" and the expression "Dank Weeds".

"Man, I've heard that Zach has been chilling with Dan Queeds around the clock lately."

by GucciManeDaFlip February 15, 2010

queeblo

The act of purchasing both a whopper and a 40 ounce malt liquor beverage at or around 5:45 a.m and or p.m.

'It's 5:45 and I've got $5.45, time to get a whopper and a 40 and ride" - Queeblo

by twoheadedrabbit November 1, 2013

queef salad

A medley of queefs, each with its own distinct, appetizing aroma.

I went to the sorority and had myself a queef salad for lunch

by andrew dossa April 28, 2011

Queef Grenade

When a woman farts and it goes into her vagina while on her period. She can then not queef it out as normal as she has a tampon in. To release it, she must "pull the pin".

Stacy farted while sitting down and created a queef grenade. "Pull that pin outside Stacy".

by Fartin Ted November 14, 2019