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Quit queefing on my dick!

"Quit queefing on my dick" or "quit queefing on my balls" is a phrase originally created by Adrian Quiroz in the winter of 2009.

The phrase is used when someone is annoying and criticzing someone or being on someones case and that person has had enough.
Sally: Have you washed your car yet?

Have you taken out the trash?

Have you mowed the lawn yet?

When are you going to take me out?

You never take me anywhere anymore..
Bob: Dammit Sally "Quit queefing on my dick!"

Stacy: Did you put your blinker on?

Your driving too fast, now your driving too slow

Stop, Stop, Stop, Stop!!!

You didn't look back while switching lanes!

Your going to get us killed!

You know what just let me drive!
Dave: Shut The Fuck Up!!! Quit fuckin queefing on my fuckin dick!!!
by UCRKID January 5, 2010
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queefmonger

A cunt-faced whore who likes to queef and have wild and crazy sex which leads to queefing. queef cunt
Ben: What's up queefmonger?
Susan: What does that even mean?
Ben: That you're a cunt-faced whore who likes to queef and have wild and crazy sex which leads to queefing.
Susan: That's me!
Ben: You're fat.
Susan: And stupid.
by Ben Burgess, Susan McNeil April 13, 2008
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queermonger

one who uses antipathy towards gay marriage for political or monetary gain.
despite being a raging homosexual, many politicians must become queermongers in order to get elected by an intolerant public.
by kris takahashi January 4, 2008
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Lord Queefington

by Bubbaqueef May 18, 2010
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asian queefing

when an asian girl queefs and it makes this sound ching chang chong
by 123654456789987456321 June 14, 2015
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queerbong

basically this word is for when your arguing with someone, call them a queerbong, and you just win the argument. hands down. everytime.
dude, your such a fucking queerbong

your boyfriend is a queerbong.
by immaqueerbong March 17, 2011
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queefography

the sequence of queefs and movements in a queef dance
"My wife treated me to a lively queefography for our three month anniversary"
by Unicorqueef January 2, 2021
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