queans

Very homosexual jeans. Men's skinny jeans; assless jeans. Jeans that gay men would wear.

I thought that going on that cruise would be cool, but when I got there, I saw so many guys in queans that I just gave my ticket away.

by Harry W. February 1, 2009

quatscht

The German word for n00b

Example:

Björn: Er ist ein quatscht.
Benji: Ach ja!

Translation:

Bob: He is a n00b.
Ben: Oh yeah!

by JaHübsch July 30, 2011

queasadilla

a quesadilla that induces queasiness upon consumption= queasadilla

these Taco Bell queasadillas might be cheap and filling, but they are tearing a hole in my duodenum.

by vannnnn February 9, 2010

Kwok's quease

(noun) Another term for Chinese restaurant syndrome. Named for Robert Ho Man Kwok who wrote a letter to the New England Journal of Medicine describing his ailment after eating Chinese food.

Also, a song by Rupert Hine about the ailment.

Man, I gotta cut back on the Chinese noodles and fried rice. I've got Kwok's quease big time.

by Nunuv Yabizness August 22, 2012

wazoo quests

Quest in an MMORPG that are extremely simple and rather boring, but it is necessary to complete them in order to level up a new character. You've done them a million times, and you're going to do them again, not because you want to but because you have to.
This term was invented in the MMORPG Guild Wars.

"Dude, Command Training and Map-Travlel inventer are such annoying Nightfall wazoo quests."

by Smorggie November 1, 2007

Queetsie

Piece of Shit

You're a Queetsie

by Anonymous October 5, 2003

queets dick

a potent strand of cannibis sativa or marajuana that has purple and yellow hairs

i just smoked a gram of queets dick im so high.

by dirtydickproductions September 1, 2009