Quasi-porn

Pornography usually of a soft-core or poorly edited nature (see: Girls Gone Wild) is usually considered quasi-porn. Sometimes quasi-porn includes too many cut scenes or cut aways (angle changes) etc, ugly girls, too much talking during sex or otherwise nonsexual dialogue ("storyline").

How to know you quasi-porn:

1). Bare breasts are only shown for a fraction of a second.

2). *NOT* a fetish porn but camera constantly pans to girls feet.

3). One is incapable of beating off without being forced to pause, rewind or fast forward porn.

4). You become more interested in the actual "story" than the sex scenes.

5). Girl never takes her top off/tits remain in bra.

6). There is no real or significant penetration.

by urbanr0cker May 13, 2008

Quasilationship

A romantic association between two people where one or more of the parties involved refuse to call it a "relationship", or use the words "girlfriend" and "boyfriend" for fear of attachment or commitment. The behavior of those involved is identical to an actual relationship, except commitments and expectations are not explicit but merely implied. Often defined by social networking sites as "its complicated".

Are you guys boyfriend and girlfiend yet?
No, its more of a quasilationship.

by Chinou July 23, 2009

Quasar

When you're shitting your brains out and suddenly you're simultaneously puking your guts out making you look like a human quasar; the embodiment of a massive and extremely remote celestial object, emitting exceptionally large amounts of energy, and typically having a starlike image in a telescope. It has been suggested that quasars contain massive black holes and may represent a stage in the evolution of some galaxies.

Tyrone was sitting, hunched over on the john (toilet) violently shitting his brains out after eating his girlfriend's raw fish. Then suddenly he began to explosively vomit at the same time spending the rest of the night as a quasar in the bathroom. He emitted massive amounts of energy out of his two gaping black holes.

by venompwr February 15, 2020

quasi-intelligent bullshit

an explanation, excuse, or presentation created through the knowledge of quasi-related topics to give the impression of being knowledgeable on a specific subject. Common tactic of the bullshit artist and other intelligent lairs

I forgot to read the textbook chapter and my teacher called on me, so I so I made some quasi-intelligent bullshit out of the previous chapter and some random knowledge I had.

by 0ld_W1seman December 2, 2015

quasi-koan

An alternative, more humorous deviation from the traditional koan in the Eastern philosophical realm such as:

A quasi-koan almost invariably has a more comedic subtext.

Traditional koans are generally devoid of humorous subtexts.

i.e., "What is the sound of one-hand clapping?"

A quasi-koan has a similar, riddle-like essence but is less serious than its traditional predecessor.

i.e., "Is a person with MPD ever truly alone?

"If someone farts in a kitten's face, does the kitten know it is being disrespected?"

Hey! That's a quasi-koan!

by ZonaCat Hansen October 30, 2010

quasimoto

A producer/rapper who makes possibly the best beats in the rap industry. Using mellow jazz samples.

Quasimoto is stoned twunny-fo' yo.

by Mussar' keshuh' October 14, 2005

quasimultislacking

The act of multislacking while also doing something semi-productive.

Ted is quasimultislacking on that report. That is, he's getting it done slowly due to the fact that he's also drunk, stoned, and watching carebears.

by Stevenovitch March 1, 2007