quarantini

The drink that people consume during a quarantine lockdown, usually a spirit. The term was first coined by Tara Reid on Scrubs.

"Anyone for a quarantini?"

by imkreuz August 3, 2006

Quarantineceañera

Noun. When you don’t give one fuck because you’re off work and throw a party/have a friend gathering when federal isolation and quarantine are recommended. Such as during the COVID-19 pandemic of 2019-2020.

Used in a group text:
“Coronavirus! It’s here. No work until April. Fml I'm so bored, everything is shut down and I have no toilet paper.”
“I know, I’m off too. Let’s have a quarantineceañera tomorrow. Everyone come over/let's go out. I don’t care if I get sick.”

by pantstime March 16, 2020

quarantigue

Fatigue brought on by spending too long in Covid-19 self-isolation.

After weeks of Covid-19 self-isolation, I'm starting to suffer from quarantigue.

by Sir Garence March 30, 2020

Quarantight

When you improve yourself and come out of quarantine better than before

I been working out while I shelter in place and my body is gonna be quarantight

by DjAjaxSF March 30, 2020

Quaranthick

The thickness of your body due to weight gain during coronavirus quarantine

Ima be lookin quaranthick in that outfit.

by Liljennyjen April 8, 2020

quarantine crazy

when you haven’t gotten fresh air In over 48 hours that you start to go insane inside your apartment. Usually after the 48 hours they start dancing to tik toks and stalk Charli D’Amelio’s account or watch 5 minute crafts until they go to bed at 4 pm.

Joe-*walks into apartment*

Josh- *doing the renegade*
Joe- wth are you doing?? It looks like your having a seizure!!

Josh- No you idiot I’m doing the renegade!!
Joe- oh shit not again, when was the last time you left this place?
Josh- umm 1 week ago?
Joe- oh shit he went quarantine crazy

by woah that’s me!! April 24, 2020

Quarantine 15

Also: COVID-15

The 15 pounds you will inevitably gain as a result of being inside your house for months on end, with minimal opportunity for exercise, and food being the only cure for your chronic boredom.

“Wow, Corey sure did gain a lot of weight recently. I guess no one is immune to the Quarantine 15.”

by amevgeiger April 28, 2020