quaddouche

1. (n.) One who is four times the douche of a regular douche. Sometimes a result by frequent contact with many Poo Dawgs or "poo darlos."
2. (n.) An individual who shares the characteristics of a poo dawg, but is less of a poo dawg by showing initiative, aspirations, and a will to live.

We went around our whole lives not knowing who the quaddouche was, little did we know, it was Ben all along.

by JCOCK01 January 30, 2009

Quaddling

The period of time before making a decision where one is frantically questioning or contemplating a situation or conundrum, while pacing back and forth.

Alex: "Should I quit my job, but I just got my other job recently, is it worth it?"

Sam: "Bitch, why you quaddling?"

by RUNECO May 10, 2018

Quaddo

The lack of ability to use any of your limbs - due to being paralysed or seriously inebriated...

“oh my god Harry, how didn’t you finish that you’re a fucking Quaddo”

“Had too many last night couldn’t get up felt like a proper Quaddo”

by DrizzleB October 9, 2019

quiddy

A girl who plays Quidditch that has many of the characteristics of a biddy.

I have my broomstick ready for any quiddy I find at the tournament.

by Spiderseeker January 7, 2011

quaddled

Description of the wrinkles which appear on fingers and toes after long immersion in water

After one hour in the hot bath Lauren's fingers were so quaddled she could barely use her I-phone.

by Good Value August 8, 2015

quaidyn

A druggy with a passion for vape and rape. His favourite sites include RedTube, PornHub, and Liveleak. One of those faggots who post Fortnite wins on Snapchat.

Longer hair than your typical male, and a smaller dick than a typical male, you can find him looking at children in a kindergarten playpen on your average Sunday.

Can disappoint a girl within 2 seconds of fucking. Thinks he's a jock but none of the girls like him, his dress style sucks ass, and he's retarded.

He looks like a faggot his name's probably quaidyn

by TheGhostlander1 June 2, 2018

quiddy

Marijuana

aka Pot, Weed, Tree, Reefer, Herb, Ganja, Bud, Quids, etc

Yo, let's go smole some quiddy at Carlyddy-top.

by Fucktastic February 28, 2005