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when a police officer is trying to pull you over but you don't understand so you just keep driving and then when he finally gets you and asks for your registration you look in your glove compartment and there is a dead mouse and you don't know what a registration looks like
yeah this girl I pulled over today was a total crackhead.
by No nutt January 26, 2020
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CrackHead Energy

A Term Used by people who think being loud and annoying is a personality trait. Usually found in Drama kids or people who don't know how to shut the fuck up.
"Carly Is really annoying"
"No, She has CrackHead Energy"
by LuckyDenada January 30, 2020
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Crackheadism

the act of being a complete and utterly ok psychopath. you may completely understand yourself but others think you’ve lost your mind & need some mental assistance. you may be there, but there is definitely something missing. Crackheadism is an art that only some can acquire. You should be lucky and grateful that you were bestowed this gift.
“oh...wow...when she said she has crackheadism...she wasn’t jokin man”
“Did did you just see hOlLy drink 6 cups of coffee, post 30 Instagram photos& videos, spend 5 hours on TikTok & not get any school done, snort smarties, somehow throw up the smarties, and then pretend to be a horse girl in the arena? Ya she really does have crackheadism”
by Yaimthecrackhead September 25, 2019
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Crackhead

Similarly to how the meaning of the word literally has been altered greatly over time, a crackhead does not necessarily mean someone who is addicted to crack but is also synonymous with someone who perceives their behavior as being abnormally quirky or outlandish when in reality their personality is nothing short of plain and basic despite perhaps having a couple unusual yet unimpressive characteristics or moments to go by.
Person A: OMG Jessica you are SUCH a crackhead!!
Person B: Maddie, all she did was hop in that shopping cart for 2 seconds then immediately got out.
by dinksterdomain May 19, 2020
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crackhead hours

the hours of night after 1am in which one is awake working,watching,tv,chillin,etc.
Guy: hey man how'd your report go?
Other Guy: It took me all-night, i was workin crackhead hours!!
by Falling Short of Luxury July 6, 2008
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crackhead prices

A phrase used to describe something that's sold at a discounted price. When you buy something at a "crackhead price", you're buying it cheaper than it would normally be.

It's called a crackhead price because crackheads go around selling goods a prices way cheaper than the actual value of the goods that way they can get a quick sale and buy some more crack.
Tyreek: Yo, wanna stop by Daeqwans house tonight, he gots lots of new rims and car stereos, man he's selling them at crackhead prices.

Shantay: Naw dawg, I gotta go pimp so hoes, make that money.
by Astelin November 8, 2006
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crackhead day

One of those days when you can't do much of anything and can't even imagine being able to think a full or coherent thought.
After working four ten hour shifts on consecutive days, I commonly experience a crackhead day, in a near vegetative state.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2017
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