Quality Whore

Someone who is obsessed with perfect video and/or audio.
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Maplin quality

Something that looks great on paper, yet falls short when you get the thing up and running.

Named for the UK electronics retailer Maplin who have an amazing ability to accurately spot a trend or niche in the market... and then source a product that almost, but not quite, actually does that.
Sorry about the maplin quality reception, the antenna isn't quite right for this radio.

These buns have failed to rise - did you use maplin quality yeast? - Paul Hollywood probably.

What's that residue in the battery compartment? Did you use maplin quality batteries in there?
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Estrogenic Qualities

An emasculating reference to a male's womanly appearance, submissive sex life and performance thereof, and overall feminine qualities and traits.
Carla clearly wears the pants in the family because she does nothing but point out her husband's estrogenic qualities.
by Eaton Holgoode January 18, 2016
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nigger quality

the cheapest possible made item, NOT made to last
Dude I bought these jeans yesterday and ther're ripped already!!!!

Emile: No wonder, they're made in China!!! That's nigger quality for you!
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quality control

The job of the less intoxicated of the group to filter out obvious mistakes in judgement concerning the the suitibility of a possible candidate for sex caused by beer goggles.
Hey, dude, aren't you on quality control? Well, do you see the cow that home-boy's about to score? Get to work.
by Todd January 28, 2007
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YouTube Quality

A blocky, pixely, and blurry quality of a particular video on the internet or the vision of a drunken person
Example 1:

Person 1: "Hey did you see Steve in the the background of the new video?"

Person 2: "Nah, the video is in YouTube Quality, so he looks like a blur."

Example 2:

Person 1: "Do you remember when Jesse jumped off the roof of your house?"
Person 2: "Kind of. I think was seeing YouTube Quality at the time."
by *Panda Corndog* August 22, 2009
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quality cucumber

someone who is very cool,the best,from the old saying'As cool as a cucumber'
That guy's just the best,a quality cucumber
by wywot February 6, 2009
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