Q-tip

abbreviation for "quit taking it personal(ly)"

"He's an alky, so he drinks. Q-tip."

by barefoot October 26, 2006

q-tip

When you are having sex, you defecate in your partner's ear and then wipe the poop out with your penis.

Hey Carlos, I just q-tipped your mom last night.

by Carlchard January 20, 2007

q-tip

old person with gray/white hair.

That old q-tip up there is driving so slow.

by Neecie April 9, 2006

Q-tip

Similar to the cotton swab ... a Q-tip is when you gradually, but unexpectedly, insert your penis into a woman's hatchet wound with your underwear still on.

"That slut thought she had gotten it all, but she was shocked when I slipped her the Q-tip."

by Glimpze740 July 2, 2008

Q-tip

A person wearing a turbin on his/her head.

The Q-tip at 7 eleven asked me for ID before I bought the forty.

by Leon February 27, 2003

Q-tip

Basically just an ear dildo... I don't even know, I just inhaled Splenda through my nose and it burns like shit... What is life, honestly?

Human Being: *Cleans out ears with Q-tip remaining ignorant to the fact that cleaning your ears with a Q-tip actually just pushes the ear wax back and not cleans it*

OR:

Me: *Opens bag of Splenda*
Splenda: *Sprays wildly in the air*
Me: *Breathes*
Splenda: *Flies directly into my nose*
Me: *rolls around on the ground in pain*
Salesman: Here's a Q-TIP, good for every occasion! For cleaning your ears, makeup, keyboards, and much MUCH more!
Me: Q-tips aren't used for cleaning Splenda out of your nose
Salesman: Excuse me, let me do my job!
Me: Excuse me, do it right!

by I forgot my first handle, so.. July 20, 2018

Q-tip

Refering to an elderly person or one with white or grey hair.

"I work with a bunch of Q-tips."

by b_r_e_w October 24, 2008