python

The person above me is a complete idiot, a python does not break its prey's bones, it constricts the prey item, and as the prey breathes in, the python squeezes tighter. The only deadly python in the world is the world's largest snake, the reticulatedpython. The anaconda is NOT the largest snake, butthe heaviest, weighing in at 300-500 pounds. So, in fact, the person who posted above me is a complete idiot who knows NOTHING about reptiles.

Also referring to one of the greatest comedic geniuses in the world, Monty Python.

"Look at that tiger morph ball python, it's awesome."

"The flying circus."

by Alec July 1, 2004

python

Another word for dick

My python is the longest

by Sheeshsquatch69 May 3, 2020

PYTHON

something with a powerful grip.

hi i am john s. and my right hand gets so much use it has the power of a python. i enjoy choking my one eyed trouser snake with python like intensity.

by JOHN SESCOURKA February 8, 2004

Pythonic

Humour that is inspired by or in rare cases emulates aspects of Monty Phython. This kind of humour is utterly random, hilariously bizzare and incredibly witty and satirical at the same time, although it is rare for any modern television program or movie to reach this.

Family Guy and The Simpsons use Pythonic humour

by A L Harvey January 9, 2006

python

a scripting progam used to write programs, the text looks like a rainbow.

python is really useful for keyloging

by startstart_compcrash June 14, 2010

pythonate

That contition which befalls an individual or group which being engorged by the consumtion of a large, rich or heavy meal, must recline that the meal may digest.

The entire family had to pythonate for hours after the Thanksgiving meal.

by M. Janeway , T. Moore July 17, 2006

python

A completely useless programming language used when you cannot download something better to program with, by the incredibly bored or forced upon students

You're using python? Poor bastard....

by Cae November 13, 2004