mud putter

a really loud, shitty scooter that generally
black people ride around the greater louisville area

dude, Dominique's mud putter blew up last night. looks like he's ridin his bike again.

by willie touchme August 1, 2008

putter

A putter is what your dick is when it's only half erect (as in, "not the full wood")

I tried to fuck her but couldn't cos I only had a putter...

by funkylovebunny69 November 8, 2010

Ruff Putter

Someone who likes male genitalia in their backside, over and over. Will not hesitate to drop to his knees and service another man for two pennies.

It appears that Corby is a Ruff Putter.

by Tom Ace August 26, 2006

Putterfield's

A name for the downmarket UK supermarket chain Somerfield, due to it's popularity with old putters

"I'll pop down to Putterfield's for some booze"

by DanEvans April 6, 2010

Putter Bin

n. The reduced-to-clear shelf in a supermarket, so call as all the cheapskate old putters gather around it looking for something for nothing.

"There might be some bargains in the putter bin"

by DanEvans April 6, 2010

Puture

It happens in Tescos carpark after drugs when you visit the past but also the future at the same time. Usually after Mxe.

'WE'RE GOING TO THE PUTURE'

by NatashaLee July 30, 2012

Putter buttin'

Not doing much of anything, but still getting a few things done.

Well, I didn't finish my to-do list, I sort of just spent the day putter buttin' around.

by Purple butterflies December 12, 2016