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pustacheo

A crude sex act involving a man with a mustache, an oreo cookie and a vagina. First the oreo cookie is inserted in the vagina. Next the man with the mustache feeds from the vagina as best he can and tries to ingest the oreo cookie. If all is successful, then the act is considered a pustacheo.
man one- "Hey I just walked in on Hitler last night with his mistress! He was eating an oreo cookie out of her vagina! I should try that sometime!"

man two- "What?!?! you've never had a pustacheo?"
by cavemann December 13, 2008
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mustachio

a fugly girl with a mustache that is very visible
by dat bitch u b hatin on! February 5, 2010
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Pusstachio

When you're so deep your nuts are in her pussy.
That bitches vagina was so big I could give her a pusstachio and she wouldn't even know it.
by ballsintitties January 6, 2009
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Pistachioism

A totally awesome religion in which the practice consists of eating lots and lots of pistachios and having other people mooch pistachios off of you.
The bigger your mound of pistachio shells on your desk, the more impressive and / or hungry you are.
Also commonly done instead of work that we should probably doing, mainly in Science class.

Founders of Pistachioism : Annie & Michele
( because we are that cool )
Instead of doing Physics work in the back row, we all practice a little Pistachioism instead.
by Annie and Michele March 19, 2008
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mustachio bashio

The celebration of mustaches (spoken: moo-stashes). All kinds. Bashio translates into "bash" like a party, a party for the phenomena we know as the mustache.
"Hey bro...you coming to the mustachio bashio at Derek's this weekend?"
"Hell yeah dude, I wouldn't miss out on the possibility of a mustache ride"
"Dirty sanchez for life!"
by Clusterfudge March 5, 2008
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Mustachio

The thin mustache that middle school guys choose not to shave.

(Not related to the tree nut, but similar in overall significance)
Middle School Girl: "Hey Brody, I think your mustachio is cute"

Brody: "Hatcha"
by naturallybaked May 25, 2011
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Pistachio

by ninjacow October 31, 2010
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