pushy in the pokey

Playing a nice game of prison sex. After you turn yourself around.

And THAT'S what it's all about.

Inmate Andy Rooney's corpse: "Guard Trump got an itch after lights out last night and raped me like a klingon

with his nightstick!"

Inmate Dick Cheney: "Nothing like the warm embrace of a little pushy in the pokey after evening crumpets."

by Lecherous Cretin October 2, 2018

pushy wrap

Your girl, girlfriend, or booty call.

Whens my pushy wrap gettin here?
Yeah playa, thats my new pushy wrap.

by Joshua Lowery May 9, 2006

The Diary of Princess Pushy’s Sister

The supposedly long awaited (and self published) memoire of Samantha Markle wherein she promised to ‘spill the tea’ on Meghan Markle, The Duchess of Sussex, but as usual failed to deliver.

Wow The Diary of Princess Pushy’s Sister was so bad Sam couldn’t give it away for free!

by Blood Sister October 6, 2023

pushy tushy

when that butt is so big it pushes everything else aside

I can set my drink on THIS pushy tushy.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it June 4, 2019

pushy pully boi

one pushy pully boi is a scientific name for a door

"i couldnt open the bathroom pushy pully boi yesterday"

by Shrek 5 Animator April 20, 2018

Pushie

Another name for a bike

Yo that pushie looks nice wanna chordi that

by DP_DreaDx October 30, 2021

Pushy Cat

Short for Pushmataha…A defanged, declawed feline characterized by Kitty with the Beverly Boombox equipped with sum big ol’ speakers in your face plant nation…So show Chad Muska sum love and respect…

Where it’s at is one Pushy Cat…Tragedy I think not, ‘cuz the rat is done caught…Despite defanged and declawed she’s beating them odds…prodigy of a madman and murderer fools try to sell fur to her…But they ain’t take that from her she has that and her loud purr…So wut the hell, I think imma sleep on my tail…Cuz Olivia the Kid enlightened me even though I’m her OG…9 tails lands safe on all fours while the world is still yours…

by Pushmataha October 25, 2022