pushy in the pokey

Playing a nice game of prison sex. After you turn yourself around.

And THAT'S what it's all about.

Inmate Andy Rooney's corpse: "Guard Trump got an itch after lights out last night and raped me like a klingon

with his nightstick!"

Inmate Dick Cheney: "Nothing like the warm embrace of a little pushy in the pokey after evening crumpets."

by Lecherous Cretin October 2, 2018

pushy wrap

Your girl, girlfriend, or booty call.

Whens my pushy wrap gettin here?
Yeah playa, thats my new pushy wrap.

by Joshua Lowery May 9, 2006

The Diary of Princess Pushy’s Sister

The supposedly long awaited (and self published) memoire of Samantha Markle wherein she promised to ‘spill the tea’ on Meghan Markle, The Duchess of Sussex, but as usual failed to deliver.

Wow The Diary of Princess Pushy’s Sister was so bad Sam couldn’t give it away for free!

by Blood Sister October 6, 2023

Pushy meas

There are many of me that push (in public).

Usually used when in a cramped area you suddenly cannot take it anymore.

You become Thor-like and part the sea of people with your fists and/or torso.

"Dayum I went all pushy meas when I got on the tube"

by HIJACK October 28, 2013

pushy pully boi

one pushy pully boi is a scientific name for a door

"i couldnt open the bathroom pushy pully boi yesterday"

by Shrek 5 Animator April 20, 2018

Pushy blues

When you have to go poop.

Man, I’ve got a dump on deck. I’ve got the pushy blues!

by Jmaktheknife June 6, 2018

pushy tushy

when that butt is so big it pushes everything else aside

I can set my drink on THIS pushy tushy.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it June 4, 2019