Pure Pazaak

Something that's difficult for most people, but easy when you know how.

A cat burgalar after opening a locked door: "Pure Pazaak."

by thelaziestninja August 18, 2006

preventative masturbation

VERB. Masturbating so as to prevent wet dreams and/or untimely hard ons.

Dude, I can't believe you had a wet dream last night! You really should start using preventative masturbation.

by batman1234567654321 April 5, 2010

Pure Media

Quite possibly the most revolutionary medium of communication you have ever believed to have existed, in this plain of existence or any other. Pure Media takes many forms, and has countless branches, divisions, and collectives under it's dominion. Pure Media is limitless. Pure Media is omnipotent. Pure Media can, and will take the nation by storm. Pure Media wants to be your friend. Pure Media has people everywhere. Pure Media's ultimate aspiration is the completion of a Box Set. In simpler terms, it is the greatest media amalgamation of all time. Pure Media lives on.

Horace: "What is that you're working on so diligently?"
Virgil: "I'm translating Biggie Smalls Juicy into Latin, for the sake of Pure Media."
Horace: "Yeish, of course!"

by lolcat says lol November 30, 2011

Suicide Prevention Month

September is suicide prevention month. Make sure to reach out to your friends, family and loved ones and make sure they are okay and are doing good! If they aren’t, validate their feelings and see if there is any way to help. Also, don’t forget to also take care of yourself and your own mental health time month. :D

Person 1: Hey, it’s suicide prevention month!
Person 2: That’s nice to know, I must reach out to my sister and see how she’s doing.

Person 1: Me too!

by spaghettini tagliatelle September 2, 2021

pure virgin

Someone that hasn't done anything intimate like a first kiss, first relationship, first anything.

Wait your a pure virgin!?!?

by x_NOVA_x July 18, 2015

Pure pwnage

Pure Pwnage is an internet TV show created by "ROFLMAO Productions" It basically follows the life of the self proclaimed gamer Jeremy. The show is mostly humorous, (however non gamers probably won't understand most of the jokes), but there are some more serious parts to the show.

At the time of writing this the show is on it's 10th episode and is due to release episode 11 in a few months time. The episodes can be freely downloaded from www.purepwnage.com.

We are watching Pure Pwnage

by Ripper Skillz July 30, 2008

pure quality

(pronoun) describes something that is quality or extremely well produced, made, done, etc. but in the rawest most effective manner possible; near perfect

This brand new stereo, pot, and room full of lesbians having an orgy and wanting me to join in is pure quality.

by Matt March 15, 2005