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Putnam Clipper Marching Band

My life.

It has the best people you could ever imagine. We're just one huge family. With incest.

You'll never find a better group of people. They're nice, funny, mature yet very immature, very perverted, and don't forget just absolute perfection.
When I say perfect I don't mean, like.. Perfect human beings. I mean perfect in like.. I dunno. They're the perfect bunch of weirdos. I can't even explain it. I love them.

We have drama and fights just like any other family. Except we're not forced to deal with each other. Its a choice. And a damn easy one, at that. The color guard is full of some what annoying (especially that dirty blonde one with the green eyes and glasses) but wonderful and gorgeous girls. They work their tails off but get barely any appreciation. They don't complain much though. Sure, half the time they hate the entire band including the rest of the guard but it just wouldn't be the same without them.

The band hangs out in the band room and hate when they have to leave. Some of them just sit there for a few hours watching the band guys play .:.Nerd Cards.:. until practice. They're all dreading the end of the season because they'll be losing some great seniors. I can't even begin to describe how much I'll miss band when November comes.

Just in case any of the band ends up reading this..

HEY BAND!

I love you guys.♥
Band Director: "Guys, I have something awesome to tell you."

Random band/guard member: "You finally got a boyfriend?"

Drum Major: *door burst open and the Putnam Clipper Marching Band runs in* "Fitch, we're here for Jamal! Hand him over and nobody gets hurt."
by SexyBandBAMF October 20, 2013
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Putnam Wrap

The act of putting chipotle sauce and hot sauce on your erect penis and then inserting it into a woman.

It is used either for revenge or simply to spice up one's sex life.
1. I heard Tom gave his girlfriend a Putnam wrap last night, I dont think she will able to walk for days.

2. She deserved that Putnam wrap, she gave me syphilis. Now she will experience the burning sensation between the legs just like me.
by Hale 911 February 20, 2012
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putnam valley high school

Putnam Valley Highschool also called Pot Valley Highschool is in a quiet small town but is a very drug oriented highschool you would not want to send your kids here unless you want them to be smoking on greens
Have you ever wanted cheap marijuana putnam valley high school has it!
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puntable

tiny dog that stands at the perfect height to be a field goal waiting to happen, coupled with the attitude to deserve it. also mailbox dog.
"the way that dog looks at you, it's just a field goal waiting to happen. damn puntables."

"i know, dude, its face just speaks to you, like, 'forty yards, anyone?'"
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puntarded

A male who has no idea what he is doing in bed. Retarded when it comes to the PUN.
Eddie: Am I good at eating pun?
Jess: Yeah, you're not puntarded.
Eddie: Sweet!
by SkankyChicken November 21, 2013
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Puntacken

The female genitalia, also referred to as the vagina.
Example 1.
Tom: "hey bro did you smash some pussy last night?"
Jord: "yeah bro absolutely slayed this one bitches puntacken"

Example 2.
Jord: "Hey man who are you snapchatting?"
Tom: "Im not telling cos i have a puntacken for a face"
by jords69 September 25, 2012
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putnam connecticut

A town where every kid hangs out at the skate park and smokes more weed then snoop dog. Most kids here think they are ghetto because they own Jordan’s and where off brand Louis Vuitton. Almost every teacher quit in Putnam middle school quit due to the class of 2020 being their students.
Damn bro she’s from Putnam Connecticut ? Be careful
by Ameri Smith April 22, 2018
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