Pump 'n Dump

n. The act of masturbating in a gas station bathroom while defecating.

Steve: "Dude, pull over at this gas station. It's urgent."
Jeff: "Why?"
Steve: "I need to take a Pump 'n Dump. Bad."
Jeff: "A what?"
Steve: "Look it up."
Jeff: (searches Urban Dictionary) "Oh my god that is horrifying. People do this?"

by PriceIsRight November 24, 2013

Pump N Dump

The companion technique to the blumpkin. Intercourse (usually anal) performed while the pitcher defecates is referred to as a pump n dump.

I was giving her the ol' Pump N Dump, right before I finished that shit off with a blumpkin.

by Sp0o/\/?! May 9, 2008

two pump cum dump

When there's been a lot foreplay and it only takes two pumps of a penis to get them to cum

I was with my date last night and it ended with a two pump cum dump

by Cake.is.my.otp August 19, 2017

pump & dump

Dating someone until they give up some sex then breaking up the next day.

Sally is home crying because Jeff did the old pump & dump and she aint got a date.

by Little Ugly Eddie March 5, 2008

double pump cum dump

When you catch your 10 year old cousin blasting rope to fortnite porn at 3:27AM, so in response you join him.

Last night me and my cousin did a double pump cum dump!

by The Sussy Piss Prostitute July 11, 2021

pump & dump

The art of masturbating while taking a shit.

Dude, I had to take a growler, but I wanted to rub one out, too. So I took a Pump & Dump.

by icemankyle December 9, 2007

Pump & Dump

A hooker or a hook-up girl that was used the night before. She is usually seen looking for a ride. Could be partially dressed or a little messy with the personal hygene. Lipstick is smeared, wearing a mans shirt, stinky..

The pump & dump was seen hitch hiking trying to get a ride back to town.

by Ruby Wells November 26, 2007