putitup

when one gets excited; puts two fingers up and pretends to shoot a gun while saying 'put it up' real fast.

"Yo, that guy was too fly"
"ye ye, putitup"

by saprina July 15, 2008

Ani Puhtro

How Dumb niggers say “Animal Control”

I think she might be related to Amber Lamps

Leroys dog got loose and bit me so i dun call the Ani Puhtro on it.

by DR.D0M November 17, 2010

puyit

Filipino word for a woman's vagina

Ang puyit mo na kulay rosas, namumulaklak pag hinimas himas.

by Numskull July 20, 2007

Puwitsniffer

Someone who has a sexual fetish for nuzzling someone else's asshole/pussy with their nose.

Neil's a puwitsniffer. Those girls at the bar just want to get sniffed.

by Pantyraider99 March 4, 2009

Puritan

A an old fashioned, homeschooling mother who thinks that girls should suffer during warm weather because shorts and tank tops will turn them into strippers destined for hell.

*girl walks into room wearing a weather-appropriate but not revealing tank top and jeans*

Puritan mother: Oh my goodness! Put some clothes on before you end up spending the rest of your life in a brothel!

Girl: But look at Zack! He's shirtless and his jeans are so low we can practically see all of his boxers! Why is that ok??

Puritan mother: Because I'm a sexist bitch.

by thatsjustterrible June 1, 2011

Puritan

Someone who wants to basically make life as boring as possible

Mr. Cox is so puritan he made the band instafail due to lack of coolness.

by WaCkEdOuTDj March 8, 2009

Pulitzer Prize

When Joseph Pulitzer personally comes to your home and kicks you in the nuts. However painful it might be, it is very prestigious.

My last book earned me the Pulitzer Prize...

by Buck Henry January 1, 2009