Puffery

Something based on opinion, not fact.

The fat kid made a puffery statement about cake.

by Roumi March 13, 2010

bone puffer

One who sucks on dick.

My girlfriend wouldn't give me head, so I told her that I was dumping her for a bonafide bone puffer!

by Fred Clanahan February 23, 2006

Pufferbelly

A person who consumes marshmallows and blueberry pies to the point of excess. This often leads to numbing of the frontal lobes, therefore the term is often used to describe dillusional indivduals with an obsession for the afforementioned dessert items.

"That E-Rick is such a Pufferbelly, look at him eating all those fucking marshmallows and blueberry pies."

by Jayke Meoff November 7, 2007

peter puffer

(n.) An insulting term for a gay guy. (adj.) Large and flamboyant.

You are such a peter puffer you fag.
Wow, look at that peter puffer fag over there.

by ChickenFriedKitten November 26, 2004

soot puffer

a vehical which runs on diesel fuel emitting black smoke (soot)

you just got smoked by a soot puffer!

by Fletch421 June 22, 2006

Beating the pufferfish

A slang term for masturbating or fingering or pleasuring ones self.
This term may be used concurrently with spanking the moonface.

Person A: What are you doing tonight?
Person B: Oh, you know, just beating the pufferfish.
Person A: Nice.

by Tbell November 9, 2014

Puffer Pussy

The pussy in an excited state, engorging itself, like a puffer fish, the mons swells, the pink lips protrude; acts as a self cushioning for a pounding.

mmmm...Now that's a Puffer Pussy!

by I, The Pussy Baron August 24, 2007