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Puerto Rican Chin Strap

A style of beard commonly worn by Puerto Rican males that consists of a very thin band of hair extending from one sideburn, underneath the chin, and up to the other sideburn. Sometimes accented by an abundance of hair on the chin.
Before hitting the club, Jose made sure his Puerto Rican Chin Strap was nice and neat for the ladies.
by Laurel Chris December 9, 2008
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puertoricanly

The act of doing something in a stereotypically Puerto Rican manner.
She seasoned her steak very puertoricanly (lots of Adobe and Sazon).

Their house was decorated very puertoricanly (cheap, gaudy decor, plastic covering on sofas).
by rayamor December 17, 2009
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Big Booty Puerto Rican Goddess

When you even mention the name all men around will instantly orgasm.
Oh did you here about that big booty puerto rican goddess----- OH MY GAWD
by Dante_ Lover_69 March 22, 2020
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puerto rican joust

Traditionally the Puerto Rican Joust occurs when two men decide to partake in a dick measuring contest, but lack the necessary instruments needed for comparison. Similar to a game of chicken the two contenders advance towards each other on foot (rather than by automobile) with fully erect penises . Whom ever makes physical contact with the tip of there member and the opponent's abdomen (usually the belly button) is proclaimed to be the victor of the joust. If one of the contestants halts or strays from the path of collision he or she is disqualified and declared to have and/or be a pussy. The use of PDE5 inhibitors e.g. Viagra, Levitra, Cialis, is not prohibited, but strongly frowned upon.After losing a joust, whether physical or mental, injuries often result in post traumatic stress, self mutilation,homicide, banishment and/or suicide.
The most famous puerto rican joust was between popular hip hop star Justin Bieber and eccentric pop star Lady Gaga, the contest was officially declared a tie.
by ScottWeaver December 28, 2010
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puerto rican shuffle

To switch two lanes on the highway at once.
Shit fool, you almost created an accident trying to pull a puerto rican shuffle
by freeryder March 13, 2009
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Puerto Rico

A former colony of Spain, now a moderately self-governing island territory of the United States located just east of the Dominican Republic. Puerto Rico used to have a proud and vibrant political culture now mired in corruption and a dead end obsession with the stale-mated status debate. Puerto Ricans have their own distinct culture, slang and history and are noted for their artistic, dramatic, athletic achievements and for their beauty. Puerto Rico also has the highest number of institutes of higher learning in the region. Puerto Rico also has the highest per capita GNP of latin america and a diversified economy with large tourist, manufacturing, health, education and service centers.
¡Qué lindo es mi Puerto Rico!
by BGH January 9, 2005
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pertinent

Interviewer asked me very pertinent questions
by LAHITNAREN May 31, 2017
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