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hey guys so today my mom hurt me and then I stole her bank account, thats how I did my r/prorevenge 100% not fake trust me
by Matija224 June 11, 2019
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Priority Fail

Any point in time when a spouse, child, family member or ANYONE ELSE in your physical perimeter becomes subordinate to text, email, tweet or any other virtual bullshit method of communication.
Hey mom, did you hear about the kid that turned COVID positive at school today?
***continues texting***
Yeah, so it turns out that he was at the graduation party last week.
***continues texting***
And so I got tested for the virus.
***continues texting***
I'm positive for COVID-19

WHAT!!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING!? YOU COULD INFECT ALL OF US!!

(Priority Fail)
by YAWA July 14, 2020
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priority friend

A priority friend is the kind of friend you would drop all prior plans to hang out with. The best kind of best friend.
Junior: Oh man!!! I waited at the pub for an hour and you didn't show up?? What happened?

Mike: Sorry man! I got "the call" from Chris last night wanting to hang out. I drop all my plans when he calls. Life is just more fun with a friend like him. Chris is my priority friend.

Junior: Oh, that's ok then. I'd do the same if I'd got "the call" from Chris. He's worth it.
by MikeBus October 23, 2010
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PRORANGETAN

PRORANGETAN:- This could be the aftereffects of bed tanning which CAN give a facial tan looking like the noted orange colour of an infamous President.
You'd better not spend TOO much time on that tanning bed, you could end up with a PRORANGETAN - people will think you may be "loopey".
by FABARM February 4, 2019
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tris prior

" Don't try and define me "

Tris prior is perfect she isn't pretty and four would only go to her funeral if there was cake . She is brave and selfless smart and uncontrollable she has 3 birds tattoed onto her collarbone andblonde hair . She transfered from abnegation to dauntless because she wasn't 'good' enough and wanted to be free . Her parents die in divergent , she nearly dies in i surgent and caleb is supposed to die in allegiant . She shoots her friend and falls in love with four . And above all she is dauntless , divergent, undefinable and dead .
I can't belive she died she was perfect :(
Who died ? Tris prior
Yup :'(
by Veronica roth December 30, 2013
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prorogue

1) A cowardly move that will possibly be made in Canada by a idiot of a man, Stephen Harper, aka the Canadian Prime Minister.

2) A decision that could be made to save his own ass, when in reality, he begins to look like a fool. The New Democratic Party - Bloc Quebecois - Liberal coalition has a far better chance than any half-baked stupidity filled party like the Conservatives.
"Oh no, I think my government may topple. I think I'll prorogue and save my ass, even if I look like a fool." - Harper-ese.
by polisci December 3, 2008
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priorititties

When you have boob priorities.
You have priorities but then you also have priorititties.
I was trying to look sassy yet classy so I snuck in some cleavage. #priorititties
by Ballzhitthewallz March 24, 2016
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