puffed up crow's cock

One who thinks that he can put the whoop shit on someone who he cannot. See also whoop shit.

On my worst day I can beat the stuffin' out of you, you puffed up crow's cock.

by TT October 14, 2003

Puffed

A girl with a big bum and big boobs

Jesus bro, that girl is puffed!

by floody the twix bunner May 27, 2018

Sweet Puffed Wheat

A cereal eaten as a kid by my jazz band director, Kackley. In accordance to the 2006 Jazz Band guide book, Page 1, Section 1, Subsection 1, Paragraph 1, Sentence 1, Line 1: Jazz band members are not to tell of any random stories told by Kackley during Jazz Band.

That's all I can tell you...

SWEET PUFFED WHEAT!!!!!

(As me, Donnie, Nick, Justin, etc. are walking down the hall) SWEET PUFFED WHEAT!!!!

by Jon (his awsomeness) September 30, 2007

Puffed up

Korean girls never shaved, not even for bikini.
look at their area, and their bikini is PUFFED UPP like an afro covered by a du-ragg

Damn that FOB chick's bottom is puffed up!

by Puff Daddy Korea November 25, 2011

Puffed Illoons

Bread doe made into scone shapes (circle) and fried until golden brown. Scoffins

Those Puffed Illoons are yummy.

by Struth Bloke February 18, 2010

puffed-cheeks splutter

What a parent or other older relative of an "innocent child" does when said uninhibited youngster blurts out a clever "in yer face" remark/response that said grownup and other observers find shockingly amusing.

It's always amusing when someone performs an involuntary puffed-cheeks splutter, but it is even more hilarious if the person happens to be taking a drink of water o r other liquid at the time, resulting in an enormous :"geyser" followed by a long bout of hacky coughing.

by QuacksO March 12, 2019

puffedupsmidgetofblowfishshit

a major insult said so quickly that the recipient doesn't even realise that he's just been insulted.

you sir! show definite signs of being a puffedupsmidgetofblowfishshit.

by anonymous October 17, 2020