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Pro Vision

to be able to see with great skill.
wow chuck did you see that? that right there was a great example of pro vision in basketball.
by sakakihara93 December 25, 2010
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precision

precision (n, v)

two-foot to two-foot jump undertaken by traceurs as part of parkour. name derived from the fashion in which the distance is precicely controled. the aim is not to jump too far, it is to jump an exact distance; for instance from one rail to the next.
'that's what... four foot? i could precision that easily'

'did you precision? it was like a ten-meter rail-to-rail!'
by Flamsmark January 12, 2005
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provisioning

1. An umbrella term used in many Telecom companies that covers the process of adding a new service or expanding an existing service.

2. A catchy term that clueless sales guys use to refer to the deployment of complicated services when talking with their even-more-clueless customers. Engineers sometimes use this term will sales guys and customers as well, to avoid the confusion caused by explaining the technical nature of their work.
Example 1

You: "I ordered this internet circuit three months ago; where the hell is it?"
Internet Service Provider: "Oh, it appears there was an error in the provisioning process and that circuit was dropped to Alabama instead of New York.
You: "FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU..."

Example 2

Customer: "When is our internets and servers and things going to be up and running?
Sales douche: "Well sir, our engineers are almost done provisioning these items for you. Isn't that right, engineer?"
Engineer: "FML... Yes, I will be 'provisioning' your entire IT infrastructure by the end of the week, like our sales guy promised on my behalf."
Customer: "That word sounded fancy and not too technical! I feel better now."
by d3athp3nguin July 11, 2011
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Precision Bass

A bass model crafted by Fender, and endlessly imitated. Slang term is the "P-bass". The first electric bass guitar manufactured in 1958, this has evolved into one of the most popular models ever. A versatile instrument, and extremely well rounded, but known for being able to produce a nice, fatter, lower tone. Sometimes said to be a "punk" instruument, but that's normally coming from the mouths of Ibanez-loving metalheads.
Wow! That Precision bass is sick!
by The Allergen April 30, 2005
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provisions

used typically as phone-slang for some kind of illegal substance, usually drugs.
Guy 1: Are you going to bring provisions?
Guy 2: Yes I'm meeting my guy in the Taco Bell parking lot in a hour.
by shady2ton August 15, 2007
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sperm poisioning

When a perfectly intelligent woman has sex with a totally inappropriate guy or a total jerk. His sperm has totally screwed up her mind so she cannot think straight. The only thing that can cure sperm poisioning is to stop having sex with the dude.
Alice: What the fuck does Cinderella see in that asshole.
Tinkerbell: IDK, After talking with her yesterday, I think she has sperm poisioning.
Alice: Shit, we lost her until she dumps his sorry ass.
by manlysmom July 8, 2011
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promission

It's a mission and a promise!
Look i will watch Skins its a mission! It's a promise! It's a promission!
by pbimpette December 8, 2009
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