When someone tells you they have a job and will make you some descent amount of $$ for as long as the "job" lasts. It could involve dangerous and illegal things.
by TrueDstory June 2, 2016
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I was too tired to go through with the typical protocol of prowling on Saturday, so I performed the Vagabond's Proposal on Terri. I was still home in time for Survivorman.
by billcosby7 September 27, 2010
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When one man gets on his knee, presents a glazed doughnut, and his male partner presents his penis to accept the proposal. The man on his knee then places the glazed doughnut on his male partner's penis. The man on his knees then proceeds to eat the doughnut.
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Also: One who eats babies.
From Johnathon Swift's satire, A Modest Proposal, which outlined reasons for why we should eat babies.
Also: One who eats babies.
From Johnathon Swift's satire, A Modest Proposal, which outlined reasons for why we should eat babies.
That ugly girl's display picture is such a modest proposal.
Look Dude, the principal is trying to dance! That's so modest proposal!
I named my hamster Modest Proposal after she got knocked up by a gerbil and ate half of the offspring.
Look Dude, the principal is trying to dance! That's so modest proposal!
I named my hamster Modest Proposal after she got knocked up by a gerbil and ate half of the offspring.
by laura_lou October 5, 2006
Get the Modest Proposal mug."Proposal" is what upper management uses when they decide to shit can a whole department, but don't want to say the F word because it's too strong and not enterprise enough. So they replace "we fired people" with "we made them a proposal" and everyone has to act like it totally isn't bullshit. The proposal in question being "Fuck you, you're fired, but let's talk about the terms so that we can use a nicer word when announcing this".
by the offer you can refuse September 20, 2019
Get the proposal mug.A suggestion to make the current situation more exciting. Often used by a partner in a relationship who wants to test something new to spice things up.
Sam: Hi honey, I was wondering something
Robyn: Is something wrong?
Sam: No, I was just thinking if you would be comfortable with doing something a little odd, next time in bed?
Robyn: Oh, I was wondering when you would put forward your first Proposalsa
Robyn: Is something wrong?
Sam: No, I was just thinking if you would be comfortable with doing something a little odd, next time in bed?
Robyn: Oh, I was wondering when you would put forward your first Proposalsa
by randomtwist3D April 12, 2019
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