Progmatic

This is the word that defines what all rock bands should be and sound like. When your band is Progmatic, it means that you are the best. Usually the singer is a tall, handsome type most likely with black or dark hair. Band members must all look good in leather and like getting their picture taken. Progmatic people have honest forthcoming personalities and keep their successes a hidden mystery.

Example 1: "Hey! Did you see that band? They are really Progmatic!"

Example 2: "That singer has a really Progmatic voice."

Example 3: "Elvis has really Progmatic sideburns."

Example 4: "Can I have a shot of Progmatic to drink with my beer?"

by guardianofthecreditcard October 21, 2011

prom

Waste. Of. Money.

You have to pay obscene amounts of money for a god damn dance. Prom means you have to buy a Dress/Tux, Ticket, Limo, hotel, dinner, etc.

by realitydoe January 8, 2012

Promaja

Wind created when theres opened window and door in certain room.

Drastic type of death.

Most of the times your babushka is screaming at you to close window because she fears you are gonna catch cold.

Word comes from Serbian language but can also be used in English.

Babushka: CLOSE THE DAMN WINDOW PROMAJA IS GOING TO KILL YOU!
Me: Yes, grandma.

by ZGopnik February 5, 2019

Prom Dating

(n.) the condition of a semi-forced, semi-serious relationship resulting between two people who are going to prom together. This normally includes texting, brief hangouts, and any other activities that would "set up" the night of prom. Normally, such a relationship lasts from the instant when the dates decide to go together until the morning after prom.

Person 1: Hey so are George and Stacey together?

Person 2: No, they're just prom dating.

by Praerk May 1, 2010

after prom date

the person you hook up with after prom when its not your prom date

john is going to prom with Lisa but his after prom date is Jessica.

by igotyobitchdoingsplitsonmydick June 26, 2016

Promasturbation

A combination of procrastinate and masturbation; an activity especially practiced by young men with privacy and Internet connections which tends to waste time and leaves the practitioner feeling a bit tired.

This activity can also be a security risk if the practitioner visits to many shade online sites in search of free sexual images.

Can be a tension reliever and when used in excess leads to chaffed sensitive, members and missed appointments.

Tom was going to meet his friend Louis to see a movie, but his excessive promasturbation made him loose track of time and miss the show.

by Handyjohn January 11, 2010

Prom

Another name for prostitution...

I certainly spent $600 for those flower and the limo, but I finally got laid with cindy

by Drow February 4, 2003