El Portal Middle School

A place where kids smoke weed. Thirsty ass thots hide in the bushes waiting for some dick to come find them. And teachers be assholes to their students 🚫🧢

Damnnnnn you go to El Portal Middle School, you must really want to kill yourself.

by Jules1738679 March 6, 2019

Anime Protagonist Disease

When an Anime Protagonist is born, 1 or both of their parents are going to die very soon from "Anime Protagonist Disease".

Anime Protagonist: *is born with blue hair
Doctor: i'm sorry to say this, but you now have Anime Protagonist Disease
Mother: Do i have to die or him?
Father: why not BOTH?!

by Dancchi February 10, 2021

hiro protagonist

the main character from Neal Stephenson's cult cyberpunk novel "Snow Crash".

LOL Raven you cock smoker! LOL TIMES A MILLION!

by hiro protagonsit August 9, 2004

Portal Slap

Killing an enemy (i.e. Halo 2) using a portal.

Dude, I just portal slapped that bitch.

by *xXx* April 4, 2007

Protastic

The act of being awesome.

You are so protastic.

by HannahBethany October 17, 2008

protapriga

One of African descent that has overcome the obstacles of daily life and amass computer programming skills. "Computer Programming Nigga" condensed to a one word form.

Jamaal went to school to become an engineer, but later decide to become a protapriga.

by enginigger January 17, 2009

Portal

1. Any moment of potential transformation that can happen anytime that changes your perception of the world.

2. a door

I hit a portal listening to Walidah Imarisha talk about revolutionary sci-fi.

by Meez Loise June 12, 2016